There are five old Discatchers spaced out around the field here at Sisquoc Elementary. One is at the far end of the track, one by the first base dugout at Fischer Baseball Field, one stands at the end by the softball field an two stand spread apart in the center of the field. There are no signs, no tee pads, and basically no course here. The information sheet there are eight holes and five baskets.

Here is where I think the powers to be could get creative and make a name for themselves. If you say there are eight holes but you have zero evidence of any such holes, such as tee pads, front boards, worn spots, fairways or markings of any kind and of course, there are no signs anywhere. So here's my brilliant plan, Drum Roll Please! Why not advertise this course as a 95 hole course making it the BIGGEST COURSE in the entire WORLD! You could have 19 pretend tee pads (with no physical evidence to prove otherwise) for each of the five Discatchers. 5 x 19 = 95. There, I showed my math, teacher.

Who could disprove such a mastermind of a plan.

No markings.
No tee pads.
Flat.
Open.
No signs.
No kiosk.
No benches.
No water.
No lost disc return.
No restrooms.
No course map.

It's an easy bag.