most embarrassing moment in disc golf?

[Midnightbiker]

Well, I have ripped ass during my drive, right there on the tee block in front of everyone, lol.

I did that in a tournament. I wanted to just disappear after I did that.

 

[Scott Van Dyke]

Crapped myself on the 5th hole one time. Spotted a porta-pottie, but the walk was about 600 ft. away, so I continued to crap myself all the way there. There's more to this story, but I'll let it be.

Ended up driving home while sitting on a empty McDonalds bag or something.

 

[Midnightbiker]

I was on hole number 1 at McDade Park in Conroe, TX. I was there with few friends, and I figure I would show them up by making a nice long drive. I tried to throw harder than normal, and I guess that is what made me loose my balance , because after the disc left my hand, I lost my footing and went ass over tea kettle, off the tee, and landed flat on my back. Everyone stood there laughing at me, and I felt like such an idiot.
I don't try to show off no more.

 

[FRIZZLE TOSSLER]

Well, I have ripped ass during my drive, right there on the tee block in front of everyone, lol.

I like to let one rip during my friends' drives. It takes precise control and timing to execute properly.

 

[Knarfks]

Sharted during a drive. Thank God there was a portapotty 100' away. Saved the underwear.

 

[Nodosaurus]

My wife and I were playing behind a group of 6 people who were playing slowly. We'd catch up to them on each hole and chat. After a couple of times, they decided to let us play through. I stepped up to the tee and drove about 200 feet, 90 degrees to the right of the fairway.

 

[NOStheBOSS]

Lucky for me, my most embarrassing moment came when I was by myself. I was about to tee off the first hole when I decided I would 360 drive it. The hole was 460 and I can usually drive 420 if I really get a hold of a 360 drive. I guess the tee was dusty or something because I slipped in mid throw and skinned my knee pretty bad. The worst part was that I had absolutely no idea where I threw my disc (my favorite driver, first run boss). I had to limp around for 20 minutes to find my disc. On the first hole. Ugh

 

[therealbigtrav]

I can't think of one embarrassing moment that sticks out in my memory, but I do recall watching someone else's. I was waiting behind a guy on the #1 box at Elver, and when he went to throw RHBH, he didn't release, and followed the disc right into the ground, FACEPLANT! After about 20 seconds, when his friends were done laughing, he got up and laced a decent shot. I have no idea what was up with the guy. He wasn't that bad, and didn't appear drunk...

 

[Swisher Streets]

Missing <3ft putt in a tournament.. ending up losing by one stroke

 

[vonDrehle]

I have fallen several times, including one fall with a little log rolling. Also I have hit the following pole...

The picture doesn't give it justice. It is much farther to the left and much closer then the Tee then it looks. Lets just it is so far out of the way I had never really even thought about it when driving. On a good note I did end up parking my next shot so I still got a par

 

[craigd]

Sharted during a drive. Thank God there was a portapotty 100' away. Saved the underwear.

Good save but... I don't think I would have told that brother. :|

 

[jhgonzo]

Hmm, MOST embarrassing moment ever? I guess if you take away EVERY tourney I've played (where I always seem to do so much worse than in recreational play) and the supremely shanked tee shots in front of my buddies (take your pick), that really only leaves me with yet another poop story...make that an almost-poop story:

I was having a great solo round and was about to birdie my fourth of the last five holes, with less than 15' for deuce to leave me somewhere about -3 or -4 at that point (this was on #11 on my home course). I take my straddle stance, pick the link I want to hit, start my pre-putt routine, and BAM! Had to crap, just like that! No warning sign from the bowels whatsoever (and no, I don't have IBS or any condition that would make such urgency a common occurrence in my case!)...I literally couldn't even hurry my putt and finish out the hole, let alone the round! I had an uphill walk (more like waddle) back past the 1st tee and practice basket, and fortunately no one was preparing to start a round, because my gait (and I assume the look on my face) said, "This guy has to take a mega dump." It's a good thing I only live <1 mile away, a better thing I didn't get stopped for speeding on the short drive home, and I suppose the best thing is that I was by myself--I can see my friends to this day, had they been present, remarking before any of my putts how I should go take a deuce before sinking a deuce.

 

[billnchristy]

Sounds like the discraft Deuce race we talked about Craig...

 

[solomon.trenton]

I can see my friends to this day, had they been present, remarking before any of my putts how I should go take a deuce before sinking a deuce.

ROFL that had me about piss myself it was so damn funny.

 

[edward felcohands]

Crapped myself on the 5th hole one time. Spotted a porta-pottie, but the walk was about 600 ft. away, so I continued to crap myself all the way there. There's more to this story, but I'll let it be.

Ended up driving home while sitting on a empty McDonalds bag or something.

I don't know why, but there is nothing that makes me laugh harder than people crapping themselves while trying to play a sport. Never happened to me, but i'm sure itll happen, prolly next time i go to highbridge way out in the woods with my nearest extra pants 1.5 hours away.

Surprisingly, aside from the obvious shanks in front of a crowd and doing a faceplant in the shule after tripping on a stump, nothing really embarassing has happened to me while discin.

 

[Scott Van Dyke]

Never happened to me, but i'm sure itll happen, prolly next time i go to highbridge way out in the woods with my nearest extra pants 1.5 hours away.

****-my-self-guy here again. Make no mistake. If outside, I will not hesitate to drop trough and take a nasty **** to avoid ****ting myself again. Like the other guys said, I don't have IBS or anything, but ****ting yourself really sucks, and there's no shame in running to a bush, and sacrificing a pair of underwear or socks.

That is all.

 

[vonDrehle]

If I ever happen to run into you and you aren't wearing 2 socks... I will not shake your hand...

 

[Huk Finn]

First time I played with my dad I threw about 12 over on an 18 !

I convinced him to play one more, I threw a 0!

He usually beats me at whatever it is, I guess it's the 'Dad Factor' ?

This one is funny:
I told my friends girlfriend to stand behind me, because you never know when someone is driving.
She was at about a 45degree angle in front of me to the right, in front of a tree.
So she goes to step back behind us, I gripped locked that SOB right into the tree she was standing at!
At about head level!!!
You woulda thought I did it on purpose to make a point to her, but it was just a bad throw..

 

[dukdukgolf]

Crapped myself on the 5th hole one time. Spotted a porta-pottie, but the walk was about 600 ft. away, so I continued to crap myself all the way there. There's more to this story, but I'll let it be.

Ended up driving home while sitting on a empty McDonalds bag or something.

okay this has to be the most disturbing thing ive ever heard. I mean dude,,,, its pretty gross leaving empty Mcdonalds trash in your car.

 

[ChainMan]

Near dark one evening I picked up another guy's disc by mistake. I played his lie and kept on going with his disc in my bag. He tracks me down 3 holes later with the disc I had thrown in his hand. Where did you find that I asked. He reached into my bag and pulled out his disc. "Right near where this was lying." I tried to apologize but he quickly turned and stalked off.