You know you're addicted to DG when...

[brokenfixed]

...You got a fully assembled 5 gallon bucket lid, sheetmetal, cargo net, microphone stand sculpture sitting in your basement from the time when you decided to make your own basket while intoxicated

...You got a 5 gallon bucket hanging from a tree in your backyard cause you cant afford a basket

 

[soladeos]

you know you're addicted to DG when...

you're reading and replying to this thread while you let the rest of the crew get the patient set up to electrically convert the patient's heart back to normal rhythm

 

[DiscChainBasket18]

.....when you suck at the game and after your through for the day swear you're giving it up for good only to return the next day and the next and the next and.......

...definitely been there & revisited many times. The game always drags me back. Said in my best Capt. Kirk voice: ...must...try..to resist. Oh, I can't do it.

 

[brokenfixed]

you're reading and replying to this thread while you let the rest of the crew get the patient set up to electrically convert the patient's heart back to normal rhythm

Dude you might wanna.....uh....get back to work...haha

 

[soladeos]

...when you actually take a tape measure to the course and measure the basket for dimensions so you can build one for yourself.

 

[ERicJ]

...when you actually take a tape measure to the course and measure the basket for dimensions so you can build one for yourself.

You can also find the technical specs for baskets on the PDGA website (which has been down for the past couple days). I guess knowing that is another sign of addiction.

ERic

 

[soladeos]

did that too %-)

 

[Jungle Tim]

.....when i was driving my car on the empty texan freeway after a weekend of DG in Corpus, i noticed that it drifted slowly to the left. I then spent the next 2 hours getting the car to s-curve its way down the road. When asked what i was doing i replied. My car hyzers, im driving a flex shot........... I think i now need to buy a new anhyser car and a striaght putt and approach car...........

 

[Olorin]

.....when i was driving my car on the empty texan freeway after a weekend of DG in Corpus, i noticed that it drifted slowly to the left. I then spent the next 2 hours getting the car to s-curve its way down the road. When asked what i was doing i replied. My car hyzers, im driving a flex shot........... I think i now need to buy a new anhyser car and a striaght putt and approach car...........

lol! You're sick dude! You need a 12 step program REALLY bad!! (Or for addicted disc golfers is it called an "X step" program?)

 

[Donovan]

.....when i was driving my car on the empty texan freeway after a weekend of DG in Corpus, i noticed that it drifted slowly to the left. I then spent the next 2 hours getting the car to s-curve its way down the road. When asked what i was doing i replied. My car hyzers, im driving a flex shot........... I think i now need to buy a new anhyser car and a striaght putt and approach car...........

Now that is genius!

 

[sidewinding]

If you wrote this: http://www.dgcoursereview.com/forums/showpost.php?p=4464&postcount=13

 

[Olorin]

Hey... I resemble that...

 

[teejw13]

when it starts pouring on hole 4 and you, the gf, and another couple decide to finish the round in your underwear so your cloths stay dry

 

[PhattD]

when it starts pouring on hole 4 and you, the gf, and another couple decide to finish the round in your underwear so your cloths stay dry

Are you sure that's why you played in your underwear?
I don't thiiink sooo!!!!

 

[PhattD]

If you modify you discs to be easier to find when the snow is 2' deep.

 

[Geoffro]

If you modify you discs to be easier to find when the snow is 2' deep.

I've done this. I have also played in March in thigh high snow. Had to wear snowshoes. Makes the X-step a bit complicated. The good news? No such thing as an "ice-hazard."

 

[Geoffro]

You know you're addicted to disc golf when...

...you've spent hours watching disc golf on Youtube.

...while doing this, you've called your wife into the computer room to watch a skip-ace.

...you know who Cubby is, and what his ace-count is at on any given day.

...when traveling for work, you consult not just Mapquest, but disc golf course review planning detours to play a round.

...you've stopped throwing your dog's frisbee for her because you think it's affecting your drive [or you've replaced your dog's frisbee with a retired Orc that doesn't fly right anymore].

...you've created new fairways my mixing and matching tee-pads with non-correspending baskets at your local course.

...you admit these truths freely to non-disc golfers.

 

[sidewinding]

If hearing the word FROLF makes you want to punch something.

If you've ever carried a midrange disc on a nature hike.

If you go in a store that sells discs at least once a week "just to look" even though you have more discs than you'll ever need.

If you always come out of said store with at least one new disc.

If you regularly fill virtual shopping carts with discs and then not purchase them.

 

[basmith42]

when you browse your local sporting good stores for discs even though your bag contains more discs that they carry...

 

[disc-o maniac]

i once hit a squirrel on a tree about 200 ft. away from the tee and it fell. hahaha diaper putter speed 0thats the new diaper from innova right