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Enforcerj027
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I got divorced a couple years ago and recently my ex wife and I got back together. I played lightly before and really really heavily after. We have 2 kids together who spent every evening and overnight with me. When my gf (ex-wife) came out last weekend to play disc golf with us and my 7 year old birdied a 200 foot hole and it took the gf 5 throws to get into putting distance...........ahhhhhh disc golf dad pride 
CreemCheese
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When you're eyeing your wife's purse thinking it would be perfect for a 3 disc round.
When you have a bad dream about meeting a player whose been down on his luck and fully and explicitly admits he is selling his disc stock to help pay for booze to drink himself to death, so you end up buying two discs with Batman dye jobs on them for $30. Then you wake up and feel guilt ridden about what you just did to an imaginary being in your subconscious state.
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And oh yes, I wish I was making that up.
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And oh yes, I wish I was making that up.
Oh sniz-ap!
Well, now that's a blast from the past!
When you combine 2 of my 4 favorite things, I tend to remember them
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Thank you:
1) Juke for making these! :clap::clap::clap:
2) Vogues for digging them up! :thmbup:
1) Juke for making these! :clap::clap::clap:
2) Vogues for digging them up! :thmbup:
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ROFLMAO!!!
Great lego DG Juke, can't believed I missed it's original airing.Funny JTRACY LOL! That reminds me of an episode of that 70's show. Kirkwood Smith(The dad) is currently unemployed and has to go to his wife's company Christmas party. A guy walks up to he and his wife and asks him "So, what do you do?", meaning for a living of course. He says "About what?" Guys laughs and says "seriously, what do you do?". Again and louder he says "About what?" Embarrassed of unemployed I guess but hey, happens to lots of people. You have to see it to understand the humor and to know the actor and the character he played, yet I only saw a few episodes of the show. Just a funny answer to the question "So. what do you do?
When someone says to you "Nice shoes" and you say "Don't nice me dude, that always ruins my shoes." Always in that Disc Golf frame of mind....... like most of us.
...you put on your fall/winter "I usually only wear this to the office" jacket for the first time since April, and find a mini in the pocket.
joshmo65
Eagle Member
... if you know how to pronounce Konopiště.
sumo21
Eagle Member
When your backpack bag doubles as your school bag, albeit, the only thing you're carrying for schoolwork are writing utensils, some scratch pad, thumb drive, maybe a calculator, potentially a paperback or two.
sumo21
Eagle Member
You walking in a parking lot and you're shot shaping through the trees, bushes, light fixtures, telephone poles, etc. I sometimes even do this inside the store or warehouse.
Ricochet62
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... when you avoid the place that has the best selection of discs in stock
coz I know if I go in there, I'm not coming out with nothing...
coz I know if I go in there, I'm not coming out with nothing...
sumo21
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I would say any pro shop or PIAS. The only time I go to either is when I'm walking out with a disc. And I don't even care if it's base line plastic.
I appropriate $20/month for disc golf and another $20 for fun. Sometimes I combine the two and borrow from my food budget.
Haha! I imagine you're talking about D-mart? Just wait til you see the hardware store down in Noble... also a good course to try, though it's also easy to lose discs.
Make it easy on yourself. When you decide you actually want to buy a disc, head on in and feel a few. Then try to see if you can make it out with only one or two.
For the thread:
...when abundance or lack of good disc golf courses is a significant factor in seeking/accepting job positions in a given geographic area.
When you sustain an injury at work or home and your first thoughts are can I throw or thank God its not my throwing arm or hand.
This would definitely be in my criteria for a move. No two ways about it.
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