Funniest/weirdest thing you've seen on the course

[SmoothSailor]

That's alcohol abuse. :|

i know

 

[Jabanger]

Setting: Opening area for Hole 1, Hole 10 and the fairway/basket of Hole 18 at Hornet's Nest.
Involved: Me , Chain-Addicted, Ordered Chaos, DiscChucker
Backlog: Chain-Addicted and Ordered Chaos had a beer sampler pack they'd been trying out all day and the brews just kept getting better as the day went on (I guess). They were on their last brew, Golden Monkey when the incident occured.

DiscChucker and I were driving off the teepad with various discs and I ended up having a putter in my hand when we decided to walk and pick em all up. As we're walking up the fairway I decided I would try to Left Hand Forehand the putter to the basket. Well what ended up happening was the disc turning over a little early on a direct path for Chain-Addicted's beer... direct impact, total loss. In the mayhem, Ordered Chaos tries grabbing for his beer off the table and ends up knocking it onto the bench spilling more than 50%.

I think next time I'm in the Queen City I'll be getting some folks something real special lol.

Ok after that how do you still have hands to type? lol Good story man. Is it just me or is plastic attracted to unattended beer?

 

[lokirising]

Discs are attracted to everything they're not supposed to hit.

 

[bboykin]

I rolled up on some young-un's making out on the ground about 20 feet from a basket in the woods at Loriella a couple years back. They didn't hear me walking up for my putt so I banged those chains a little extra hard. They just looked at me and I just looked at them for a moment and off I went. It seemed kind of weird at the time. Helluva place to take your girl for some action.

 

[Chiefstang]

Was playing with a newer player on a local 9-hole shorty-course. Tee shot was over a creek, and he hit a tree, landing on a steep bank on the far side of the water.

Now this hole involves you walking quite a bit to get to a bridge, and when we got there, he perched on the bank to throw a tomahawk. It goes too high, and hits an overhead branch on the same tree that put him in his current predicament. Instead of dropping, the disc deflects up in the air and backwards, landing back on the side of the river we just walked from.

So he walks all the way back around, lines up, and throws into the same tree a third time. This one goes into the river, not to be recovered.

And yes. I was loaning him that disc.

 

[Dfwdscglfr]

 

[dodgeball]

haha, that rocks! Lesson here--don't mess old dudes' golf game! Then again, if they had just managed to dump their balls into the cup, they woulda been happy lol.

 

[U_NICED_ME]

LOL...that was awesome!

 

[woodcutter]

Should have he yelled FORE!!!

 

[5slamma]

At Reedy Creek, on hole #9 I hit a bird with my drive. He was already on the ground and apparently the disc hit him on the back of the neck. He was flailing around afterwards so at least he survived. Then on my approach shot I hit a squirrel. I hit 2 different animals with 2 different shots on the SAME HOLE!

So then this hippy guy comes over to see the bird which is still flopping around. He must have thought I was some kind of animal abuser. Just a couple of animals in the wrong place at the wrong time.

 

[BarkBuster]

Our home course is Rotary Park in Huntington WV, which for years has been a "gay hang". There are always countless cars parked along the road to the top of the hill (where the course starts).

One guy in our group found a freshly used dildo (still had some "funk" on it).

Two of us have been approached and semi-stalked by The Mondays (what we call the park bangers, cause everybody hates Mondays! haha)

There is also a local hilljack that speeds through the course on his KX85 (he is at least 6 foot tall with mid-back flowing golden mullet) that we try to nail with discs when we see him coming.

We have walked up on a couple fixing their clothes and rushing out of the woods by the basket on #2.

There are a lot of odd things that happen on that course, its really heavily traveled by disc golfers which I think is odd.

 

[j0atz]

^^Weird heh.


At my home course (North Park) there are a lot of random creepers at night in their cars. Supposedly it "used" to be a hang out for..just weird peeps heh. People will creep really slow in their cars...and back into parking spots a certain way..or with one of the sun visors down..just signals so they can attract the other creepers heh. It's pretty strange. I'm not 100% sure WHAT they are doing...if they are dealin or sexin or what

 

[U_NICED_ME]

I found a doctor's excuse from work, a belt, and a condom all by the same bench.

 

[S.Cann]

haha, that rocks! Lesson here--don't mess old dudes' golf game! Then again, if they had just managed to dump their balls into the cup, they woulda been happy lol.

Looks to me like those guys deserved it.

 

[LeewayeDiscGolf]

I rolled up on some young-un's making out on the ground about 20 feet from a basket in the woods at Loriella a couple years back. They didn't hear me walking up for my putt so I banged those chains a little extra hard. They just looked at me and I just looked at them for a moment and off I went. It seemed kind of weird at the time. Helluva place to take your girl for some action.

I hit a couple that was 'going at it' with my Rhyno once. Hole 16 at Pueblo City Park has a 3 tiered wall and the basket placement was on the lower wall. We walk over to the stairs like usual to see if the group ahead was clear of the basket. All clear, can't see anyone. I take my shot from back aways from the wall on the upper area. I miss the basket by about an inch and to my surprise hear people get hit. They were tucked up against the wall where they couldn't be seen. Not the best way to get 'nailed'.

 

[lokirising]

Years ago at Pier Park, some dude was writing gay porn stories on small stationary and putting them in empty condom wrappers. He would then put them in bushes and in holes in tree trunks. He even drew illustrations.

 

[Midnightbiker]

I saw a man and woman, a few years ago, playing disc golf on bicycles. They would throw, and then ride their bikes about 200ft (they couldn't throw far) get off the bikes, and throw, and get back on the bikes, and ride to the disc they just threw. It was strange to see.

 

[BigBig5]

I had a disc do pinball by hitting 5 trees before it landed. Another one was when one of my drivers land about 1/2" or more in the ground.

 

[Cooler Will]

Today I walked up on a young hooker urinating on the path at watertower park. She quickly pulled her skirt up like she still had some pride left. I gave her a long glare that said, "yes, I am judging you, and you are a disgusting, foul creature."
Also saw a dead fox on that same course.
And, I had a crackhead pick up my disc and throw it at morningside park.

 

[bazillion]

I found a doctor's excuse from work, a belt, and a condom all by the same bench.

That's a novel in the making.