Funniest/weirdest thing you've seen on the course

[tmahan]

Anyone from Berkeley's Aquatic Park want to speak up? Sure to be some interesting things found in the bushes by the south part of the course!

When I was helping to build Golden Gate Park, I found $324 in the bushes. No wallet or ID was nearby. So I pocketed it. Nice ground score fo sho

I remember finding a bunch of dead rats there one time in the early 90's, probably the resuly of flooding was my guess.

 

[The dude on the bike]

A girl with one blue eye and one brown, she was a psychotic racist blonde and was covered in mosquito bites.

 

[TxDiscGolfBoy]

Found a sexual offenders ID card at Greenbriar Comm. Center parking lot..........seriously.

 

[Peterb]

^^^^ That's better than most of us will see for lifetime tourney payouts and CTP/Ace pots combined (enter chrishysell, "Not me!").

granted it was before GGP was built. If that were today, I'm sure that pile of green would be scooped up faster than a cougar in a dive bar.

 

[jhgonzo]

produce guy found the hole on Hole #8. That's a pretty significant find from a DGCR standpoint.

 

[afroflow]

a life size, flesh colored rubber fist. i was playing through pier park (portland, or) some years ago and sitting in a shrub looked like some sort of dismembered arm. walked up on it, and surely enough a rubber floppy forearm and fist.
how do i know it was floppy? if you find a rubber fist in the bushes, all natural instants be damned; you pick that thing up and flop it around at anyone willing to come close.
kept it in my trunk a few years. on a recent trip back into the states from canada i got my car searched by an old guy. finally decided it was sending off the wrong message, so i took it back home. dropped it around hole 18.

 

[basketcase15]

^^ i dont think that was a prop.................sick!!!

 

[Giv'r]

^^ i dont think that was a prop.................sick!!!

Agreed. :gross:

 

[basketcase15]

and to think u had that thing crawling around in your cars trunk (covers mouth from projectile vomit)

 

[NovaDiscHead]

He had it in his trunk...so to speak.

 

[basketcase15]

He had it in his trunk...so to speak.

can i hire u for full time work?

 

[who-dat]

i found an 18k 12diamond (2ct total diamond weight) ring.
still have it. posted lots of **** up trying too find the owner.
at this point, i'm thinking of putting the diamonds into something else.

 

[notBOB]

just met this guy who found a dead dude on the course and had to call it in, less than a month ago...crazy. now the hole is deemed "red rum". ive heard my home town(shall remain nameless) had 2 bodies dumped on 2 separate courses across town in one year, several years back. that is believable on the other hand..

 

[notBOB]

...and i find it hilarious when i randomly spot the ghetto grilling entrepreneur flaming some rowdy meats from hole 16's basket like its a friggin foreman. ever wonder why some of those baskets are grilled to blackness??? haha. they really need to come out with a tourny: "basket grillin' burnout, bring your own meat!"

 

[basketcase15]

damn death around the DG course, bad juju

 

[Midnightbiker]

Played on Sunday, and near the basket for #4 at Windwood, in Houston, we found a dead rabbit about 15 ft from the basket. No sign of a struggle, so we think he might have been hit with a disc.

Also, near hole #3 at Timber Lane, there was a dead, and rotting , pit-bull . Looked like someone tried to bury it, and didn't' do a very good job. Smelled terrible.

 

[NovaDiscHead]

can i hire u for full time work?

What does this mean, you pissed at me or something?

 

[BarkBuster]

Also, near hole #3 at Timber Lane, there was a dead, and rotting , pit-bull . Looked like someone tried to bury it, and didn't' do a very good job. Smelled terrible.

:\ That made me pretty sad.. I love Pit's. I wish people didn't treat them so badly.

 

[ProOffense]

He had it in his trunk...so to speak.

"I hope you have a big trunk... cause im going to put my bike in it..."
"HEY-OOOO!"
hahahahaha

 

[DGtourist]

A pack of bums sitting in a circle around the basket. Hole 6, Pease Park (RIP) Austin, TX. As we holed out over their heads, and I begin walking away, one of the bums asks me to take a disc and throw it as hard as i can at his face. He said he wanted to make sure he was still alive. Only in Austin.....

HA! That place sure has/had its share of bums. Just before I moved away I was playing the capital hole and a nude old guy on a bike came crashing through and was gone as quickly as he appeared. Since it was Pease (RIP) I questioned if it was worthy of this thread since that's the norm.