I shot my Sheriff ...

[Nova P]

Par keeps on slippin', slippin', slippin',
Into the future,
Par keeps on slippin', slippin', slippin',
Into the future,
I wanna fly like an Eagle,
Off the tee,
Fly like an Eagle
Let my backhand carry me,
I want to fly like an Eagle,
'Till I'm free,
Oh, Dave, through the back nine. . .

 

[Putt for D'oh]

Yellow Valkyrie needs food badly!

I have the voice down for that ad is kinda how I announce its time for work years now.

 

[Putt for D'oh]

I have the voice down for that ad is kinda how I announce its time for work years now.

Missed the edit window but I blame posting on my phone...

Announce LUNCH at work for years.

 

[R-Ogre]

Mama
Just killed a man
Threw my Nuke into his head
Shanked my drive and now he's dead

Mama
My round had just begun...

 

[Monocacy]

Coming in fast, over me
I've got my spine, I've got my orange Crush

 

[Noill]

I throwa Roc! (Roc!)
I throw-a Roc! (Roc!)

...and sometimes throw rollers

 

[Monkeypaws]

Here is how I like to throw:

Loosely in the sky with Diamonds.

 

[Putt for D'oh]

He's putting with a Wizard
There has to be a twist
putting with Wizard's
Got such a supple wrist

 

[hiflyer]

He's putting with a Wizard
There has to be a twist
putting with Wizard's
Got such a supple wrist

See dee, Em dee, Eff dee, throw me

 

[culinarywiz]

Team Trilogy and Aerosmith circa 1977;

Long ago in days untold
Were ruled by lords of greed
Maidens fared with gold they dared
To bare their wombs that bleed
Kings and queens and guillotines
Taking lives denied
Starch and parchment laid the laws
When bishops took the ride
Only to deceive
Oh I know I
Lived this life afore
Somehow I know now
Truths I must be sure
Tossin', turnin', nightmares burnin'
Dreams of swords in hand
Sailing ships, the Viking(shout out to Innova) spits
The blood of father's land
Only to deceive
Living times of knights and mares
Raising swords for maidens fair
Sneer at death, fear only loss of pride
Living other centuries
Deja vu or what you please
Follows true to all who do or die
Screams of no reply
They died
Screams of no reply
And died
Died
Lordy, Lordy, they died

I could go into some Manowar but that might be a bit much...

 

[porkturtle]

I throw my Mamba in daylight.
I throw it in the rain.
That Mamba can soar all night
The disc remains the same

 

[brutalbrutus]

I'm sure someone with a bit more imagination than I can do something good with The Byrds Turn Turn Turn


...or maybe Disco Inferno

 

[hiflyer]

Bales of Teebirds
Falling froma low-flying plane
I dont know who done dropped em
But I'll shank them just the same

Bales of Teebirds
Falling like the pouring rain
My round changed completely
Thanks to low-flying planes

 

[hiflyer]

I saw the circle there, it was drawn on the log
I asked what it was, and with a facepalm you said it's a

Charger.
C H A R
Charger

(With apologies to Mr. Clapton and anyone else subjected to these things)

 

[JewBoy]

Hush Little Baby (adapted & adapted)

Everybody have you heard?
I'm gonna buy me a thunderbird
And if that thunderbird won't fly
I'll give the roadrunner a try
And if that roadrunner won't roll
Guess I'll just be a dgcr troll
And that's why I keep on shoutin' at your eyes sayin'
Woe, woe, woe, woe, woe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbTV6D_a0m0

And that's how I ended up trolling this **** show folks no matter my efforts I couldn't get a beat to **** star roadrunner to roll and now I'm just here judging you from my air conditioned cage

 

[Hampstead]

Apologies in advance



Baby shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Baby shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Baby shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Baby shark

 

[hiflyer]

Whats in your haanndd

Zomm bee
Zomm bee
Zom bee eeh eh eh eh oh oh oh

 

[hiflyer]

Ste!
Me say ste
me say ste
me say ste
Me say steeeeegooo

Daylight come and me wann go throow

...

Come mr marshall man, tally up me scorecard
Daylight come and me wann go throw

 

[Putt for D'oh]

A-well-a ev'rybody's heard about the Berg
B-b-b-Berg, b-Berg's a word
A-well, a Berg, Berg, Berg, Berg is a word
A-well, a Berg, Berg, Berg, well-a Berg is a word

 

[ejvogie]

♫...and I wonder, still I wonder, who'll stop the Pain?♫

I was hoping for a disc called the Reign :shrugsmiley: