You know you're addicted to DG when...

[solomon.trenton]

You almost kill yourself and two others in the car swearving across two lanes of traffic because you just saw that a new disc golf store opened very close to your house.

or you spot a basket for the course youve been driving in circles for.

 

[Midnightbiker]

You go out of town to a Wedding, and you keep checking your watch to see when its going to be over, so you can go down the road and play a course you have never played before.

 

[NPCTour]

You know your addicted when: you make plans on Saturday to celebrate mothers day for your wife so you can attend the weekly mini tournament Sunday. Future note . . even if she agrees to the terms and says its o.k. . . . don't be fooled . . . it was a trap. I got the silent treatment for a little bit.

 

[billnchristy]

We went and played a round on "mudders day" (for some reason my daughter has a NY accent...she was born there, but upstate). The key is to get the mudder in your life interested in the game too.

 

[volklgirl]

.....when i was driving my car on the empty texan freeway after a weekend of DG in Corpus, i noticed that it drifted slowly to the left. I then spent the next 2 hours getting the car to s-curve its way down the road. When asked what i was doing i replied. My car hyzers, im driving a flex shot........... I think i now need to buy a new anhyser car and a striaght putt and approach car...........

Wow, dude. You got issues!

 

[zenbot]

When you begin to use disc golf terminology in the workplace. I have actually referred to some of our processes as understable.

 

[Midnightbiker]

When you are at work, and you realize that you need to make a disc change in your bag, and you walk in the door at home and run to the closet , and change out some discs in your bag, and it makes you feel better, even though its Tuesday , and you are not going to play till Saturday.

 

[zenbot]

When you are at work, and you realize that you need to make a disc change in your bag, and you walk in the door at home and run to the closet , and change out some discs in your bag, and it makes you feel better, even though its Tuesday , and you are not going to play till Saturday.

Wow.

 

[Midnightbiker]

Wow.

I actually did that this morning. I drive a truck all night, so I have a lot of time at work to think. I realized I put two Polarises in my bag, and I need to put the Viking back in the bag in exchange of one of the Polarises. I ran in the house, and made the change, so I wouldn't forget when I play on Saturday.

Hi, my name is Midnightbiker...and I need help.

 

[bayouace]

You seem as normal as anyone else who frequents this website.
as in
"Hi, we all frequent DGCR. Can we get group rates?"

 

[Midnightbiker]

When you are at work, and you realize that you need to make a disc change in your bag, and you walk in the door at home and run to the closet , and change out some discs in your bag, and it makes you feel better, even though its Tuesday , and you are not going to play till Saturday.

I just couldn't sleep or eat till I made that change. Man, this sport is more addictive that crack.

 

[volklgirl]

You seem as normal as anyone else who frequents this website.
as in
"Hi, we all frequent DGCR. Can we get group rates?"

LOL!!

 

[harr0140]

You walk into a Sam's club and tell them you are a DGcourseReview Premium member and expect them to let you in to buy from the members only club.

 

[Grateful Gringo]

When...

You find yourself reading through this thread late at night...

 

[corsicana420]

I work at a country club and we are closed on monday so i throw coffee cup lids into an open microwave for practice!

 

[Doktor John]

Hi, my name is Midnightbiker...and I need help.

"Hi, Midnightbiker"

 

[ShortBusDiscGolf]

......when you sleep with your putter.

 

[ShortBusDiscGolf]

....or with your putters best friend.

 

[zenbot]

when your idea of interior decorating is hanging your plastic.

 

[billnchristy]

Just don't sleep with your best friend's putter....