Clan of the Cave Bear

[Frank Delicious]

Dogma is welcome to use it anytime he needs to come in here though.

I appreciate the offer, but I already have a custom set of my own. You made me edit my Netflix queue though.

so I impressed that actually exists. What was that originally made for?

 

[Eric O]

so I impressed that actually exists. What was that originally made for?

for the naturally athletic, bitches!

 

[IllustratorVir]

I'm in! I am a bear in disguise.

 

[Dogma1]

What was that originally made for?

Me. Can't you bears read?

And this is my spare for when the other one is being polished.

 

[dgdave]

As a member of the Bear Clan, I am afraid that the Koala is not a bear. Its a marsupial. I feel we should do something about an outsider in the Clan.

 

[Dogma1]

I am afraid that the Koala is not a bear. Its a marsupial.

you would know that if you had payed attention in Bear History 101

 

[chiggins]

As a member of the Bear Clan, I am afraid that the Koala is not a bear. Its a marsupial. I feel we should do something about an outsider in the Clan.

As an impartial observer, I have to concur.

 

[Frank Delicious]

As a member of the Bear Clan, I am afraid that the Koala is not a bear. Its a marsupial. I feel we should do something about an outsider in the Clan.

Koala Bears have been accepting into the fold after the valuable work they did in couriering messages during the time of resistance against the humans.

How can you forget their famous flag flying down under proclaiming them bears?

 

[Frank Delicious]

What was that originally made for?

Me. Can't you bears read?

And this is my spare for when the other one is being polished.

haha these are awesome but would lose to the beartank

 

[Frank Delicious]

I'm in! I am a bear in disguise.

welcome brother bear.

your true self has been revealed.

 

[Dogma1]

would lose to the beartank

Not with this one. I'm pretty sure flames shoot out of it. Or maybe a laser. Or it could be a plasma ray. I don't know since I've never felt threatened enough to use it.

 

[Eric O]

would lose to the beartank

that is your answer for every threat. how intimidating can a tank be if it's small enough to fit on the back of a bear?

 

[pointdisc]

haha these are awesome but would lose to the beartank

That is the primitive, 1990s version. Us "rebels of the bumbling bears" have developed the technology to go into the future & bring back a secret weapon. We like to call it the Mechanical Autotronic Tactile Terminator, or MATT for short. The entire "Terminator" series is actually loosely based off our design, though significantly dumbed down for movies because our design was deemed to be far superior and too violent for any mortal humans (or bears) to see on the silver screen.

MATT

I believe you'll want one of these now...

pd

 

[Peeete]

Fact: Bears eat beets.

Fact: I eat beets.

Fact: I am a bear!

 

[Eric O]

We like to call it the Mechanical Autotronic Tactile Terminator, or MATT for short.

MATT

haha! Win! :lol:

 

[Frank Delicious]

would lose to the beartank

Not with this one. I'm pretty sure flames shoot out of it. Or maybe a laser. Or it could be a plasma ray. I don't know since I've never felt threatened enough to use it.

we experimented with laser technology for a while:

but had to quit after the well publicized mishaps:

so many balloons lost for no reason.

 

[Frank Delicious]

haha these are awesome but would lose to the beartank

That is the primitive, 1990s version. Us "rebels of the bumbling bears" have developed the technology to go into the future & bring back a secret weapon. We like to call it the Mechanical Autotronic Tactile Terminator, or MATT for short. The entire "Terminator" series is actually loosely based off our design, though significantly dumbed down for movies because our design was deemed to be far superior and too violent for any mortal humans (or bears) to see on the silver screen.

do you not think we don't know about that? Have you never heard of our specially trained soldiers?

I give you the JediBear

 

[Frank Delicious]

Fact: Bears eat beets.

Fact: I eat beets.

Fact: I am a bear!

fact: welcome brother bear

your true self has been revealed, you a babe!

 

[Peeete]

Nice! Check out my aura! Or is it a force field? Or maybe I'm recharging for another EMP blast to disable all mechanical feline suits in my proximity!

 

[Cudd]

Can we add word filters to the forum to make it where those that shall not be named can't actually be named?