Benton
Bogey Member
Why don't you throw your purse next time
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homebrew said:We had a round where my friend was having a bad day and was hitting trees left and right. On the way back to the car, I asked him for his driver and winged it right at the tree next to his car. "I figured you were trying to hit every tree on the course, and I noticed you missed that one." We both laughed for a long time and put that round behind us. I still smile thinking about it
smarkquart said:homebrew said:We had a round where my friend was having a bad day and was hitting trees left and right. On the way back to the car, I asked him for his driver and winged it right at the tree next to his car. "I figured you were trying to hit every tree on the course, and I noticed you missed that one." We both laughed for a long time and put that round behind us. I still smile thinking about it
Nice one. Reminds me of Days of Thunder, possible where you got the idea, where Robert Duvall tells Tom Cruise to go back out onto the race track and hit the pace car because he hit everything else on the track. Saying half of these mentioned one liners with a serious tone and face is what makes them so great.
MattE said:one of my favorites is after a low putt or really short approach. If I'm golfing with George and I know his wife's/girlfriend's/mom's name is Betty, I'll ask him "So Betty, what's George doing today?"
Also, I used this one today, if another guy throws it less than 100 feet, I'll keep walking past his disc so he has to remind me that he didn't throw it very far.
When I throw a bad shot on a really short, automatic birdie hole, I like to warn the other guys that the hole is almost impossible to get and they should watch out.
However, when I'm doing good I'm pretty quiet and almost embarrassed to receive a compliment. I never trash-talk if I'm leading anymore because I've had too many of those leads go away. I also like to act like it's happened before and have the silence work them more than any words could.