[Selling] Maybe I'm Trying Too Hard

[BrotherDave]

Soft Magnet has been sold!

Vibram Solace, Firm, 174g. Brand Spanking New. $14 (includes shipping)

 

[ThrowBot]

That is hilarious. Good luck selling your disc.

 

[BrotherDave]

Brand New Discraft Tournament Bag! For the low, low price of $30 (shipping including Teddy Brosevelts!) this snazzy bag is ready to carry your choicest plastic. This bag is black, the most slimming and baddest of colors! It has a rain fly, a putter pocket, a drink holder, velcro dividers and a 100% guarantee to kick ass all over the course!*

*Not an actual guarantee
**bag does not include discs, towel and bottle of water

 

[Homeslice]

Best thing since sliced bread. Great adds sell, good luck and this is how ever fsot thread should be from now on Meme's for me.

 

[Jukeshoe]

What if I want to giddy down instead?

 

[BrotherDave]

What if I want to giddy down instead?

I can chop the disc in half and mail it to you but you're still paying at least 3/4 price. :|

 

[Discblaster]

That Austin Powers advertisement for the Discraft bag, oooooooo myyyyyyyy

As soon as you put something up I want I'm buying cause you make the best threads on DGCR Marketplace

 

[Jukeshoe]

I can chop the disc in half and mail it to you but you're still paying at least 3/4 price. :|

Deals for all! :|

 

[BrotherDave]

The Soft Magnet is the putter of choice of men that know something about putters. Soft, smooth yet firm enough for most, the Soft Magnet caresses the chains and penetrates the hole with ease, satisfying the scorecard in any occasion. This Magnet is textured for his and her pleasure alike. If you don't want putting to become too easy than this putter is not for you.

10/10 brand new, green, sticker weight* is 173-174g all for the low, low price of $8.00

As always, shipping included.

*actual weight may vary, scale weight available to serious inquiries.

 

[GripEnemy]

First time seeing this. Well done BroD:clap:

 

[fordfairlane78]

I need to be more "attractive" , I'll take the magnet if it's still available. PM bumpity