Pros:
(0.766 Rating) A substandard course that's getting worse.
- QUICK PLAY - Sadly this is the best aspect of this course. My co-worker and I arrived here 10 minutes before sunset and we were still able to complete the round with enough twilight left to see basket (12) from tee. 26 minutes was all it took, although we did skip hole (3) due to no basket.
- CHAINS - The only other thing of substance good about this course is the baskets. I'm not sure what happened to (3s) missing basket, as noted above, but the other 11 were all in fine shape.
Cons:
Lots of issues with Middle River.
- VARIETY - I'll start here, because this is a rather unfixable aspect. The space available to use for this course is bland. Other than the sinkhole on (9), the course is ice-rink flat. Distance variation is minimal being between 200-feet to 320-feet, and thus they are all par 3s. I can count the number of trees in play on one hand and have fingers left over. No water features either. Overall, I'd put the variety in my bottom 5% of all my courses played to date.
- SAFETY - The layout butts up against roads, parking lots and future buildings now under construction. In addition, the layout intersects with itself on (9) through (11). The tee shot on (11) is something I had never seen before with the roadside billboard 20 feet in front of the tee and the basket for (10) just beyond that, hoping to claim some black aces.
- LACK OF CHALLENGE - I personally didn't throw well, but I attribute that to only throwing one disc and throwing with a winter coat on. Advanced players should be able to throw 11 down and Rec players will likely average 3 or 4 down. There is no technical challenge other than the wind. The distances are Rec level imo.
- SIGNAGE AND NAVIGATION - At its peak, this course was likely easy to follow with the simple white numbered tee posts and due to the open landscape. Unfortunately, time hasn't been kind, as now several tee markers are missing. The posts are missing for holes (3, 4, 8 and 10) and hole (1s) is laying on the sidewalk. Following this layout is not possible without a navigational app.
- AMENITIES - Other than the baskets and seven intact tee markers, there is no other equipment or extras.
- NATURAL BEAUTY - A landscape with no elevation, few trees, no backdrop views and no water. So yeah, I didn't score this aspect very high. I went with 4 percentile.
- NO ALCOHOL - Park rules clearly indicate no alcohol on a sign by basket (2). Whoops.
Other Thoughts:
Middle River is one of those courses that players will remember because of how bad it is. Perhaps this one will find some use for beginners who want to avoid the crowds at the other area courses or for those looking for open field practice. I personally have a feeling this course is going to get axed or tweaked due to the ongoing construction by holes (5, 6 and 12). However, even if it is tweaked and gets an amenities facelift, it's never going to score above a 1.5 in my books. As is, I'm going with a 0.75 rated course.