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deadbody
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I wish the old dude woulda hit one of those little ****wads.
Both of those douches need to learn to respect others.
SmoothSailor
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this video woulda been funnier if one of those kids woulda got hit by the club and fell crying... while still getting pummeled by two guys old enough to be his grandpa. the other one woulda come up and tried to help only to get beat as well. THAT woulda been funny. as it is, seeing these guys running from my grandpa is hilarious. Stupid asses.
Giv'r
Eagle Member
Also when the car is hit it looks as if a wheel flies off, but when the kid picks it up it has all 4 wheels attached. Besides, what kind of DB would do this and then be surprised that the golfer would hit his car with a club? It's really the only outcome of this situation.
FLYINGDEAFMAN
Newbie
Friends of mine had a field practice at our local college track field, tossing all discs out of the bag for 300 feet drives.
One of friend's fundraiser candy katana flew overturn out and over of the track field fence, he said he'll pick it up afterward.
So, I had to leave to give my lady a ride and it was a quick one then I came back to field without them knowingly. So I went to grab their discs outside of the fence.
After I retrieve their discs from other side of fence and I tried to wave them to let them know I got it, they never saw me so, I went around the track to get inside the field.
By time I got in the field and they were already at the other side of field looking for the discs, once again I tried to wave them off but he never saw me and he panicked thought his disc was taken he went and jumped over the fence running to the spot where his supposedly disc landed and start throwing up arm wildly "my disc is stolen!" for a quiet bit til then finally he saw me waving and stating " I have your disc!"
it was hilarious to see him thinking his disc gone and jumped over 6 foot fence like a Olympic hurdler and wailing his arms.
One of friend's fundraiser candy katana flew overturn out and over of the track field fence, he said he'll pick it up afterward.
So, I had to leave to give my lady a ride and it was a quick one then I came back to field without them knowingly. So I went to grab their discs outside of the fence.
After I retrieve their discs from other side of fence and I tried to wave them to let them know I got it, they never saw me so, I went around the track to get inside the field.
By time I got in the field and they were already at the other side of field looking for the discs, once again I tried to wave them off but he never saw me and he panicked thought his disc was taken he went and jumped over the fence running to the spot where his supposedly disc landed and start throwing up arm wildly "my disc is stolen!" for a quiet bit til then finally he saw me waving and stating " I have your disc!"
it was hilarious to see him thinking his disc gone and jumped over 6 foot fence like a Olympic hurdler and wailing his arms.
Really? Thats mature.
RHINESEL
Double Eagle Member
That's probably after she turned him down because he wanted to pay her in minis.
its humorous to me in that some suckers cant recognize a poorly sold/acted/staged gag vid when they see one.
innovadiscs71
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I have found a lot of porn. :|
johnnyfoodstamp
Birdie Member
At morningside a guy came up to me with a big scratch over his eye. He was out of breath. He told me that he had just got in a fight and the cops were coming and asked what was the fastest way out of the park. I told him, "That a way" and pointed even though I had no idea. He very politely thanked me, then hauled ass away. Pretty funny.
Wow heh....... :thmbup:
great white buffalo
Eagle Member
At my home course Pinnacle there is a bench next to the tee pad on #14. This summer I made a upshot on #13 that landed under the basket. When I get to the basket I see two people screwing on the bench for #14, so I picked up my disc and quietly made my way to #14. They never knew I was there even when I was in front of them on the tee pad, so I said to the girl "hey those are some nice boobies". They look up and start grabbing for clothes, and I say "Well I guess judging by the fact that you are getting dressed, you are not going to invite me to join in, so I will just throw my drive and be out of your way". The look on her face when I said that was priceless. I threw and left, and did not look back, but I hope they moved on since there was a group about three holes behind me. A few weeks later I was at my buddies auto shop hanging out and lo and behold she walks in the door to inquire about some auto work. I get up off my stool and head for the door and as I am passing by her I tell my buddy that I am heading out to go play some disc golf. She turned red as an apple. Once again... PRICELESS.
lokirising
Banned
On courses?
great white buffalo
Eagle Member
One more. Same course. There is an owl that lives somewhere in the area of hole #12. I was making my upshot there, and when I released my disc there, this huge owl swoops down in attack flight after my disc. He got within a few inches of it and then breaks off and heads into a tree. I finish out the hole, and on the next hole he did it again. It was so cool. A few weeks later I was playing with two friends whom I had told about this, and the owl met us on hole #11 and chased every throw we made all the way thru #14. We were psyched, but were afraid that he was going to end up stealing a disc.
I don't know if I told this before, but here is its again:
Near the tee for #18 at River Grove in Kingwood, TX, there is an old bench that is kind of set back in the woods a little bit, and seems really out of place. We believe there was once walking trails back there in the woods (course is 100% wooded), and that is why the bench is there. Its set too far back to be part of the course. The bench is covered in leaves, and moss, and nobody ever uses it...till that day.
As we were walking from 17-18, we see an old lady, looked to be in her 80s, sitting on the bench, holding the leash of a big German Shepard. She said to us, "How are you boys playing today?" Really freaked us out, so we just said. "Just fine Mam". We looked at each other with a look of , "What the hell", and we quickly threw our shots and got away from her.
She looked like something out of a horror movie, and we didn't want to hang around.
Near the tee for #18 at River Grove in Kingwood, TX, there is an old bench that is kind of set back in the woods a little bit, and seems really out of place. We believe there was once walking trails back there in the woods (course is 100% wooded), and that is why the bench is there. Its set too far back to be part of the course. The bench is covered in leaves, and moss, and nobody ever uses it...till that day.
As we were walking from 17-18, we see an old lady, looked to be in her 80s, sitting on the bench, holding the leash of a big German Shepard. She said to us, "How are you boys playing today?" Really freaked us out, so we just said. "Just fine Mam". We looked at each other with a look of , "What the hell", and we quickly threw our shots and got away from her.
She looked like something out of a horror movie, and we didn't want to hang around.
lokirising
Banned
Did she say "Tell 'em Large Marge sent ya?"
GT Chris
Birdie Member
At Fore Palms in Jacksonville Florida a few weeks back, I was waiting with my group on hole 15 when a squirrel fell out of a tree and landed (bounced) into my ankle. I've seen 'em fall before, but never actually hit someone. Interesting little conversation piece.
We were playing skins, and that's the same hole where two of the guys I was playing with had both gotten aces in the same round a couple years back. They were on the same card playing skins then too, so they pushed the hole with a pair of 1s. I'd never seen that before.
We were playing skins, and that's the same hole where two of the guys I was playing with had both gotten aces in the same round a couple years back. They were on the same card playing skins then too, so they pushed the hole with a pair of 1s. I'd never seen that before.
SmoothSailor
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its humorous to me in that some suckers cant recognize a poorly sold/acted/staged gag vid when they see one.
yes, watching someone destroy what was probably a 200.00+ gas powered remote control car was probably staged....
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