Funniest/weirdest thing you've seen on the course

[billnchristy]

One time at a certain Michigan Metropark I walked into the restroom at the Public/Ranger building, went to the urinal section and was confronted by a giant stool sticking out of one of the urinals! I had heard about this sorta thing, but had never seen it before this fateful day.

I immeadiately left the restroom and went to the Rangers desk and thought real hard about what words to use to explain the dilema. "There is a........stool.......sticking out of one of the urinals!?! The Ranger whos exact words were "Oh my god!!! You, go take care of that" he said as he pointed to an unfortunate park employee! The poor guy headed out with his cleaning gear and his head hung low. I still lol everytime I retell the story!

Hahaha, this happened in middle school gym class one day.

The "coach" rounded everyone up in the locker room and explained to us that you do not defecate in the urinal. A smartass friend of mine proceeded to ask if you can urinate in the defecal. He just stormed off, apparently he didn't like that line of questioning.

 

[NovaDiscHead]

I know who it was!!!!

One time at a certain Michigan Metropark I walked into the restroom at the Public/Ranger building, went to the urinal section and was confronted by a giant stool sticking out of one of the urinals! I had heard about this sorta thing, but had never seen it before this fateful day.

I immeadiately left the restroom and went to the Rangers desk and thought real hard about what words to use to explain the dilema. "There is a........stool.......sticking out of one of the urinals!?! The Ranger whos exact words were "Oh my god!!! You, go take care of that" he said as he pointed to an unfortunate park employee! The poor guy headed out with his cleaning gear and his head hung low. I still lol everytime I retell the story!

It was this guy!

 

[NovaDiscHead]

awww dang, here's the link:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwhObnjadmw

 

[Giv'r]

This is better.

http://www.southparkstudios.com/full-episodes/s10e09-mystery-of-the-urinal-deuce

 

[himynameismatt]

Years ago at Pier Park, some dude was writing gay porn stories on small stationary and putting them in empty condom wrappers. He would then put them in bushes and in holes in tree trunks. He even drew illustrations.

That is funny **** right there. Pier is my home course wish I was playing DG when this was going on...Now all we have are homeless wandering the fairways aimlessly and talking to themselves and loud ass black girls being all "OH NO YOU DINT" *SNAP* *SNAP* *SNAP* *Sideways head-bob* Not trying to be racist by any means, but Pier Park is located in...how can I put this sensitively...one of the more "urban" neighborhoods of Portland, OR.

But I digress...weirdest thing I've seen at a disc golf course...At Rockwood Central Park it's a very small very flat and despite the pictures very open park.

The day I was there was a group of meth'd out looking dudes hanging out at the single picnic table, passing something to each other and each going into the bathroom. Like hundreds of feet from playground equipment...Then along the fence in the very back corner a guy comes out from across the street with a backpack pulls out a brown paper bag and puts it in between the liner and the can of a trash can. And all the meth'd out dudes start swarming over...through the fairways snatch up the bag and run off. We immediately left.

 

[koogs]

Hmm don't think I posted this, but back in the fall we found a dead really fat raccoon laying just off a path between trees to the left placement of hole 16 at hiestand park.

So that's where I left that thing. :doh:

 

[mashnut]

Hmm don't think I posted this, but back in the fall we found a dead really fat raccoon laying just off a path between trees to the left placement of hole 16 at hiestand park.

At an Illianasconsinigan meetup, we found a very stiff dead squirrel on top of the 24th basket at West Park. :gross:

 

[weaktit]

Just recently me and my crew decided to light up about 11 baskets for a night round or two. We split up intending to meet somewhere in the middle. As me and my buddy are finishing up our 6-7 baskets I see our other buddy sitting next to a basket about 6 feet away being all stealthy, thinking he's gonna try to scare us, so I call his name as if 'I gotcha, ha!' Sure enough he stands up on cue. About the time I realize 'that ain't Cory' a big-ass deer bounds off into the forest. I think the adrenaline rush helped my round
Not funny or weird but just part of the awesome experience that is Oregon.

 

[Marzac2]

Just recently me and my crew decided to light up about 11 baskets for a night round or two. We split up intending to meet somewhere in the middle. As me and my buddy are finishing up our 6-7 baskets I see our other buddy sitting next to a basket about 6 feet away being all stealthy, thinking he's gonna try to scare us, so I call his name as if 'I gotcha, ha!' Sure enough he stands up on cue. About the time I realize 'that ain't Cory' a big-ass deer bounds off into the forest. I think the adrenaline rush helped my round
Not funny or weird but just part of the awesome experience that is Oregon.

Guess your lucky it wasn't a bear!

 

[The dude on the bike]

I could tell you but it would not be interesting to the puritans.

 

[Giv'r]

I could tell you but it would not be interesting to the puritans.

Stop trolling. You either tell your story or you don't. We don't need to read any of this middle ground BS.

 

[thrembo]

Tell, tell!!

 

[Johnson]

Saw an oversized rat impaled by a stake, and a gang of 12+ cats randomly prowling around at dawn.

 

[gcr_russell]

Found a dead dehydrated snake body sitting on top of the third basket at Cactus Flats in Kingman AZ. Not to mention the jackrabbits there the size of medium sized dogs.

 

[forehand freak]

it was my little brothers first time disc golfing, we are on hole 2 at lum park in brainerd, he winds up and throws it not in front of him but to the right of him and it lands in a swamp at least 100 feet out, then my older brother (discordye) gave him another disc and what did he do, he threw it in the swamp again, we spent an hour looking for it and we never found it, then for some reason we gave him another disc and we thought that maybe he would learn this time, so he gets a run at it and throws that disc in the same swamp, we spent another half hour looking for it and we found it, after that we wouldnt let him throw on hole 2 anymore, i have never thrown a disc and not gotten it back, i think its funny how he can lose 2 in 2 hours but i havent lost any in the year and a half that i have been playing.

 

[tallpaul]

So, your little brother is the weirdest thing you've found on a course?

 

[LoPan12]

This dude's hair and his dog's where an exact match...couldn't get a sneaky shot from they're front, but Sloppydisc will vouch for the identicalness of it.

 

[discordye]

it was my little brothers first time disc golfing, we are on hole 2 at lum park in brainerd, he winds up and throws it not in front of him but to the right of him and it lands in a swamp at least 100 feet out, then my older brother (discordye) gave him another disc and what did he do, he threw it in the swamp again, we spent an hour looking for it and we never found it, then for some reason we gave him another disc and we thought that maybe he would learn this time, so he gets a run at it and throws that disc in the same swamp, we spent another half hour looking for it and we found it, after that we wouldnt let him throw on hole 2 anymore, i have never thrown a disc and not gotten it back, i think its funny how he can lose 2 in 2 hours but i havent lost any in the year and a half that i have been playing.

So, your little brother is the weirdest thing you've found on a course?__________________ Originally posted by SloppyDisc: Go bake a pi

If you knew our little brother you'd post the same. And its not weird our little bro was there. It was weird he threw three discs in the same swamp

 

[Monocacy]

We were playing Thursday Night Triples at Druid Hill Park, a course located in a dicey neighborhood in Baltimore. Our group was ready to tee off on hole #3, but an elderly homeless woman wearing a stylish garbage bag was taking her time walking up the fairway. We waited for her, and then teed off after she had disappeared into the shule on the right side of the fairway.

One guy's throw turns way over into the shule near where the homeless woman disappeared. As he gingerly starts walking towards his disc, homeless woman bellows, "Get the *$#!@ out of my house!" Somewhat taken aback, the guy apologizes and explains that he needs to retrieve his disc. Homeless woman replies, "If you could throw straight, you wouldn't need to come in my house, %#$@&*%$@#*er!"

See, even crazy homeless people understand about keeping it on the fairway.

 

[AJ_86]

... Aside from the use of that silly term 'shule', awesome story.