The River you traded me has quickly become my go-to. Pearly, and the colors of my San Francisco Giants? You are a good man! Hope you're enjoying the Roc as much as I am the River.
Your cracking me up. Leprous ninjas? Where did that come from? If ninjas were against oranges it would be gangrene ninjas. Where are you from? We gotta play a course some time.
Do you mind if I quote you in my signature? I almost cried I was laughing so hard.
I tried this once and concluded that if I ever lose my right arm I'll putt with my face before I use my left arm again- you