Chuckers Anonymous

[jenb]

Hi, my name is "Jolissa" and I'm a chucker.

 

[nolangherity]

your comment didnt get enough attention in the other thread?

 

[joshuajames]

your comment didnt get enough attention in the other thread?

:clap::clap:

 

[steady1]

Thread killer!

I read the first thread and decided to keep my game to myself!. Too many BA's and Pros out there. Heaven forbid me from going and enjoying a morning without hassles.

 

[jenb]

your comment didnt get enough attention in the other thread?

I don't think you understand what "anonymous" means. What other thread?

Let's talk about what "chucker" means. For example, anyone carrying less than a tournament bag holding at least 20 discs is a chucker.

I know whenever I see a group of guys each holding three discs in their hands and they let me play through even though I just have a putter I'm always like, "Nice bags, chuckers!"

 

[tbird888]

Just stop

 

[jenb]

Q: How many chuckers does it take to steal a basket?

A: Three. One to steal it, a second to crow about it on the teesign in sharpie art, and a third to update the DGCR course description.

 

[thrembo]

I encourage noobs to carry their 3 discs in a Walmart bag. Ain't no shame in that.

 

[jenb]

Q: How can you tell if your missing disc is in a chucker's bag?

A: Trick question. Everyone knows chuckers don't have bags.

 

[Dan Ensor]

You wanna hide your money from chuckers? Hide it in your books. Chuckers don't read!

 

[Tmart]

While we're at it let's bash those ultimate guys who run the course with a lid 4 times before I finish my first round!!!

j/k, i'm jealous of those guys

 

[jenb]

Yo momma such a big chucker, I had to catch a cab just to play through.

 

[jenb]

Yo momma such a big chucker, a mod tried to prerube her and got disconnected.

 

[jkdisc]

 

[Dan Ensor]

How many discs would a disc chuck chuck if a disc chuck could chuck discs?

 

[Lewis]

How many discs would a disc chuck chuck if a disc chuck could chuck discs?

All of them, on the same hole, since he has you and your waiting group as an audience.

 

[Brall]

How many discs would a disc chuck chuck if a disc chuck could chuck discs?

Well, If A Disc Chuck Could Chuck Discs, Then All The Discs They Disc Chuck Would Chuck Discs.