Disc Golf Limericks

[lewisville150]

I was inspired by a recent thread.


The was a crazy disc golfer named Nash
Who lived his life to make a splash
But when he played in the nude
The authorities found it rather lewd
and it cost him time served and some cash



An amorous disc golfer named Nate
Tried to woo a cutie named Kate
But she had a fit of temper
Since he not was PDGA member
So, in her eyes, he did not rate

 

[obryn]

An elder disc'r told once a fable
Of a disc so overstable
That when tossed quite violently
It could hook, and slice through a tree
And if thrown by mighty Thor
T'would exit orbit, seen nevermore

 

[Jimb]

The other limerick thread...

http://www.dgcoursereview.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1119

 

[nygfaninva]

There once was a DGer named Kiser
He could throw the world's greatest Anhyzer
Around trees it did soar, Even if rain were to pour
Many a crowd would all yell, isn't he great
While the other Dgers would just Hate!

 

[discflinger]

Haiku

Fly above the trees
Never flutter like a bird
Seek out your basket

 

[Donovan]

Haiku

X-step, pull, and snap
Soaring, skipping, sliding, stop.
One putt elation.

 

[solomon.trenton]

they're all great. i wish i had that kind of imagination.

 

[lewisville150]

Thanks. I tried for 30 minutes to find that thread. These are all great.

 

[Donovan]

There once was a guy that went to play,
Slinging new discs on the course by the bay,
A snake was guarding his disc,
He decided it's not worth the risk,
And that left new plastic for someone else that day.

 

[lewisville150]

http://www.dgcoursereview.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1119

Oops! I was attempting to thank Jimb for pointing out the previous thread. I think I got it right this time. Appreciate it.

 

[Olorin]

Please post all Haiku to the new Haiku thread.

 

[Olorin]

There once was a guy that went to play,
Slinging new discs on the course by the bay,
A snake was guarding his disc,
He decided it's not worth the risk,
And that left new plastic for someone else that day.

Funny thing, but I misread this the first time. I first read it as "He decided it WAS worth the risk". That then implied to me that he got bit, so his disc was left for someone else. LOL. I guess they'd have to step over his body further down the fairway.

 

[oakley doakley]

There once was a guy that went to play,
Slinging new discs on the course by the bay,
A snake was guarding his disc,
He decided it's not worth the risk,
And that left new plastic for someone else that day.

poor guy

 

[Donovan]

poor guy

LOL I wondered if you would read this some day!

 

[Donovan]

There once was these two disc golfers from Texas.
There competitiveness was like the battle of the sexes.
Flexing his biceps and being funny
He says, "Do these look big on me?"
"Yes, since your brain is the same size as the Tee-Rex has."




Happy Ace brother Josh!

 

[ShaZaun]

There once was a DGer who was fantastic
Everything he threw was in the basket
Each time he'd ace
With a smirk on his face
And post another thread about it

 

[bjreagh]

Putters are Red.
Drivers are Blue.
I love to play disc golf!
How about you?

(And, yes, I know it is not a limerick)