Do you nickname your plastic?

[solomon.trenton]

i call them all baby, but only when i need a great shot

 

[woodcutter]

i just call my bag as by bitch

 

[Apothecary]

i got the 'Poth-bird. other than that, all mine are simply known by the names their Maker gave them.

 

[DiscGolfCraig]

Mine are named James Westfall and Doctor Kenneth Noisewater.

 

[pokamitch]

That is just lame.... they are freakin discs, start naming them and they become toys

 

[backswing_aplenty]

Most of mine end up being called "stinky pinky."

Valks are "Valker-knees" and Wraiths are all "Wraith-ists."

 

[Subicon]

Top Gear blows, as does rally racing.

Why all the hate?

 

[zenbot]

I do not nickname my discs. Once I do that I will become far too attached to them.

 

[kyflash]

My first JLS was in CE plastic, it's nickname was C-jills.
I bought another CE JLS from Ebay, it's nickname was E-jills.
Then I got a blue JLS in Q (CE) plastic, it's nickname was blu-jills.
I had a dx Stingray that I called Steve Irwin.

 

[TheStray]

Nope.

 

[cali]

My main putter - **** Face
My backup putter - *******

 

[Praetorian]

I had a dx Stingray that I called Steve Irwin.

That is so messed up. Hilarious, but messed up.

 

[billnchristy]

My wifes gremlin is named Grimmy and she has a champ Leopard named Courtney because Courtney McCoy gave it to her and it still has her name on it.

 

[jkdisc]

nope

 

[olemiss5931]

I have a yellow banger that i call the banana banger. Then my brother has a green one that is the ripe banana banger

 

[NDABRUSH]

I've got a lightning #2 driver I call the missile. I know, lightning ha ha. Also an old beat in DX T-Bird I call the struggler, but almost all get called Billy Billy Billy at least once... of course.

 

[NDABRUSH]

My first JLS was in CE plastic, it's nickname was C-jills.
I bought another CE JLS from Ebay, it's nickname was E-jills.
Then I got a blue JLS in Q (CE) plastic, it's nickname was blu-jills.
I had a dx Stingray that I called Steve Irwin.

Just call it Puss Stomach, or did he get stung in the chest? Those stingrays must pack a punch as far as venom goes. You know after all of the snake bites that he could handle getting stung or bitten way more than 99% of the people on the planet. Poor Steve, but nothing is sacred in comedy.

 

[tbird888]

Just call it Puss Stomach, or did he get stung in the chest? Those stingrays must pack a punch as far as venom goes. You know after all of the snake bites that he could handle getting stung or bitten way more than 99% of the people on the planet. Poor Steve, but nothing is sacred in comedy.

He died because he pulled the tail out of his chest and bled out. There's speculation that he could've survived if he'd kept the ray attached and gotten medical attention.

 

[billnchristy]

Last words..."That's not a bahhhb, THIS is a bahhhb" as he pulls out the barb and his johnson in one stroke.

 

[weaktit]

I've got a couple that are nicknamed based upon the ink, such as F.W. and Danny. Others just get some sort of suffix(?) like -ator, -ation, -ey. Usually it's just cursing.