A few weeks ago I went disc golfing with a few co-workers on a Friday. When we get to the course we can't help but notice two really drunk guys at tee box 1. They are just cracking open a fine box of wine, so we skip to 10 in order to avoid them.
Just as we are finishing 18 we see cops walking the course. Rumor has it they're looking for two guys drinking a box of wine. We continue to 1 and keep playing through. While we play 1 we see the cops leaving. By 4 we can hear the guys on the next hole. We walk to hole 6 and see the attached picture.
I walk up and they are definitely unconscious so I talk to them to ask if they are OK. They wake up and stumble through the next hole. They wrestled and pulled each others shorts down in an open field that spans across three or four holes. Then they tried to make it up the hill to leave but kept falling down. Finally, they started harassing other groups but by then we are leaving.
Another co-worker went out after us and said one of them got about two inches from his face so he had to push him back. He fell over and couldn't get up. I guess the cops came and arrested them both.
So for all of you tl;dr people: don't go to a course and pop open a fresh box of wine. You'll just get arrested.
Just as we are finishing 18 we see cops walking the course. Rumor has it they're looking for two guys drinking a box of wine. We continue to 1 and keep playing through. While we play 1 we see the cops leaving. By 4 we can hear the guys on the next hole. We walk to hole 6 and see the attached picture.
I walk up and they are definitely unconscious so I talk to them to ask if they are OK. They wake up and stumble through the next hole. They wrestled and pulled each others shorts down in an open field that spans across three or four holes. Then they tried to make it up the hill to leave but kept falling down. Finally, they started harassing other groups but by then we are leaving.
Another co-worker went out after us and said one of them got about two inches from his face so he had to push him back. He fell over and couldn't get up. I guess the cops came and arrested them both.
So for all of you tl;dr people: don't go to a course and pop open a fresh box of wine. You'll just get arrested.