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Need some great Disc Golf Quotes...

We heard somebody say 'Welcome to birdville' to their n00b friend and it made us laugh.
 
"I offer my pin-deepest apologies" -- me

every morn someone...whether me or my buds....sends the mass disc golf text out ..."What up disc?"
 
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"I haven't been smoking but I sure got a nice buzzz."

"Would've been an ace if it weren't for that tree." -every time a disc hits a tree, no matter how awful the shot was. in fact this is best used if you hit the closest tree to the tee pad.

"he's with his family now" -if you lose a disc named after an animal.
 
I remember reading this in someones quotes
"If Waldo was lost, would Katana return him?" or something like that
 
"...makes hackey sack look like a total joke."

Not mine, unfortunately. And not originally about disc golf, either. It's from Parry Grip's song "Ultimate Frisbee". Download it here.
 
I think the best one I ever heard, and I plan on one day putting this quote on a disc:

" I don't need to work out...I am naturally athletic....bitches!"
 
"Did your tampon string tickle your leg?" after a bad putt.
Quoted by gacraig to me during a round one day.
 
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