Par Talk

[BionicRib]

They blue it.

I must be getting old if I'm one of the only three people that thought this was funny.

 

[Steve West]

I must be getting old if I'm one of the only three people that thought this was funny.

The rest of us have learned it's not safe to encourage Chuck when he's in pun mode.

 

[Cgkdisc]

Yep, better to punt...

 

[beereakfast]

They blue it.

Red vs blue sense? Yikes! (I love this thread!)

 

[beereakfast]

Sorry. I should not post late at night!

 

[Steve West]

I'm going to look at pars at A tiers and above so far this year.

If there was an "award" (similar to the Golden Raspberry Awards) for the TD who uses the softest par, what should it be called?

Is it a good idea to award it?

 

[brutalbrutus]

Why not? Your one man crusade has already managed to change the rule book, might as well publically shame some people too...

 

[Lazerface]

Why not? Your one man crusade has already managed to change the rule book, might as well publically shame some people too...

BUUUUURRRRNNNNNNN

 

[Doofenshmirtz]

Is it a good idea to award it?

It's a horrible idea. But since is says more about you than the the TD, you might as well go ahead. For their efforts in running tournaments, TD's get enough grief already that piling a little more on probably won't be very noticeable.

Besides, under the rules, par is their call, not yours.

 

[lyleoross]

I'm going to look at pars at A tiers and above so far this year.

If there was an "award" (similar to the Golden Raspberry Awards) for the TD who uses the softest par, what should it be called?

Is it a good idea to award it?

The Pareaseian Award

I think what it says about you is that... you have a sense of humor. You evil person you.

 

[Cgkdisc]

Parting Shot award with a bird on top of the trophy.

 

[Steve West]

I was thinking maybe the Doughy - bloated, soft, and unfinished.

Anyway, I'll keep this anonymous.

For now.

 

[lyleoross]

Wait, I don't even get a raspberry for Par - ease - ian, boy, you guys are a tough crowd.

 

[Skins]

The Cheese Puff Par Award

 

[teemkey]

The Happy Chucker

 

[brutalbrutus]

Stay-Puft Parshmellow award...

 

[Steve West]

Stumbled across some scores, so…

Two Days in May / Darkside, event par of 56 was rated 970. 52 would be rated 1007. I'd probably set #13 to par 3 for a 998-rated par of 53.

 

[lyleoross]

Stay-Puft Parshmellow award...

Oh man, double bonus points for the Ghost Busters reference.

 

[lyleoross]

Sergio Garcia's 13-Stroke Masters Hole Shows Even A Champ Can Epically Fail

Clearly, par was set too low.

 

[brutalbrutus]

...wasn't that on a par5?