Mattallica
* Ace Member *
I put a hole in my sock because I was x-stepping from the kitchen into the living room and my sock caught a nail in the threshold.
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Nice. In the form of a play. keep going.. you don't expect a sequel after just that?Scene:
Young american disc golfer walks up to the local DG kiosk at the course where a young Vietnamese woman is selling discs and those cool hats.
A: "What can I get for $10?"
V: "Anyting in my used bin"
A: "Anything?"
V: "You likey polecat? You birdie long time with polecat"
A: "You got anything in CE?"
V: "No CE $10, CE $30"
A: "How about champion?"
V: "Oh champion...you acey acey with this"
I put a hole in my sock because I was x-stepping from the kitchen into the living room and my sock caught a nail in the threshold.
Have you tried knee-deep snow yet? Woo Hoo!!
can't say too many of the socks are ruined, but my sandals are pretty torn up because of an imaginary throw..
As requested:
Full Metal Basket
Screenplay
Scene 1, hole 1 of the local course, a group is gathered that looks like some kind of disc golf clinic. The local pro is addressing the group.
LP: If you finish my clinic you will be pros, chain assassins just waiting for a tournament. But until that day you are Barneys. You aren't even 2 disc douches, you are lower than that!
Because I am hard you will not like me, but you will realize that the harder I am, the more you will learn. I don't care who you are or what you are. When you leave my camp you will be able to deuce a 440' wooded tunnel shot. Do you Barney's hear me?
B: Sir, yes sir.
(The local pro approaches a player)
LP: What's your name?
P1: Jim Towson sir!
LP: BS, your name is Polecat! Do you like that name?
PC: Yes sir!
(he approaches another)
LP: Holy S… look at the ears on you boy! I would call you mini-Climo but I have seen you throw. I am gonna call you Blowfly.
BF: Yes sir!
…….
you spend more time thinking about disc golf than not thinking about it.
Seriously? How do you post this without linkage?