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**PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT**
There is a new category of aces called "Par 2 Aces".
I'm kind of shaken up, so I need to tell you my story. Last Saturday I had an ace on a 69 foot hole on a par 2 putter course. ASS immediately hauled me in to their headquarters for questioning. One of their goons gruffly informed me that there is now a new designation for various types of aces. More and more par 2/tiki/putter courses are being set up so the ASS Executive Committee decreed a new ruling. Since an ace on a par 2 hole is a birdie, it is of a different standard than an eagle on a par 3 hole. Therefore the ASS Ruling Council has ruled that henceforth, all aces on par 2 holes can ONLY be called a "Par 2 Ace."
I know, I know, I don't like it either, but when I protested that's when they got out the brass knuckles. Y ou don't want to mess with these guys; ASS makes Navy SEALS look like clowns. Hey, I'm not the one making this stuff up, so all we can do is comply...
There is a new category of aces called "Par 2 Aces".
I'm kind of shaken up, so I need to tell you my story. Last Saturday I had an ace on a 69 foot hole on a par 2 putter course. ASS immediately hauled me in to their headquarters for questioning. One of their goons gruffly informed me that there is now a new designation for various types of aces. More and more par 2/tiki/putter courses are being set up so the ASS Executive Committee decreed a new ruling. Since an ace on a par 2 hole is a birdie, it is of a different standard than an eagle on a par 3 hole. Therefore the ASS Ruling Council has ruled that henceforth, all aces on par 2 holes can ONLY be called a "Par 2 Ace."
I know, I know, I don't like it either, but when I protested that's when they got out the brass knuckles. Y ou don't want to mess with these guys; ASS makes Navy SEALS look like clowns. Hey, I'm not the one making this stuff up, so all we can do is comply...