Books

[black udder]

"The Sports Psych Handbook"- Shane Murphy

The lighter side of having fun playing sports. "Catcher in the Rye"- Bob Eucher

Boy you best not go spelling Bob Uecker's name wrong again or else.

plus the book is called Catcher in the Wry.

You must have been a school teacher in another life Frank. Question is, have you read the book?

I dunno about having to be a school teacher. Catcher in the Rye is a totally different book that Catcher in the Wry

 

[Frank Delicious]

Mid-west?

The Brewers are located in the Mid-West.

But I am not and I thought you were referring to my joke. Did I misunderstand? I probably did

 

[DookieHyzer]

Mid-west?

The Brewers are located in the Mid-West.

But I am not and I thought you were referring to my joke. Did I misunderstand? I probably did

People that live in the Mid-West, and fans of teams from the Mid-West tend to adopt this fatalist sort of outlook about their teams no matter how good they are.

There, you had to go and make me explain myself...you bastard.

 

[Frank Delicious]

Well maybe it wasn't that good of a joke then mister.

 

[rusch_bag]

Mid-west?

The Brewers are located in the Mid-West.

But I am not and I thought you were referring to my joke. Did I misunderstand? I probably did

People that live in the Mid-West, and fans of teams from the Mid-West tend to adopt this fatalist sort of outlook about their teams no matter how good they are.

There, you had to go and make me explain myself...you bastard.

So you are saying we are bad fans because we support our teams no matter what? How is that bad?

 

[Frank Delicious]

uh...I think he was just joking that you guys are always doom and gloom even if you're playing well.

 

[rusch_bag]

Ah. I read that wrong. Maybe in Chicago, but not up here.

 

[Frank Delicious]

Dookville, now I had to explain your joke. Do you understand how bad your joke was now.

 

[DookieHyzer]

Dookville, now I had to explain your joke. Do you understand how bad your joke was now.

Welcome to the Vortex of bad jokes....hang on tight.

and I'm a Twins fan, so you know what I must be going through right now.

 

[Frank Delicious]

the twins should be contracted.

 

[DookieHyzer]

the twins should be contracted.

See...now I throw out an olive branch and you sh*t all over it.

 

[Frank Delicious]

Like the Twins shit all over the concept of professionally played baseball.

 

[DookieHyzer]

Sorry, stepped out for lunch to play a round.

See....now there you go missing the point again. You are supposed to direct that inward, not at other teams and their fans. What are you from Los Angeles or something.

 

[Frank Delicious]

I'm an O's fan so I just got a resigned sense of horribleness

 

[DookieHyzer]

Well....that's not a catastrophe, take a couple asprin and it should clear right up.

 

[Kage1]

Instead, find a 950+ rated grandmaster, that's a living book right there, and the older they get the faster they cut through the BS and give you the essence.

I love the way you put that. I'm a magician. You can learn magic from the internet and videos, but the result is more likely to suck. Books are better. A mentor is the best. They save you the time on the above mentioned BS and save you money on telling you what you don't need when you think you have nothing and need everything.

 

[JR]

Welcome to the board. Can you make me throw 500' line drives at sea level at command with current discs?

 

[Kage1]

Lol, never fails when I drop the fact that I do magic. The answer is yes. The method involves a floating disc and a strong current

 

[JR]

Yeah to be able to command the winds is all it takes then -go in!!!