That is funny as hell.
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They must have left in a hurry. Those things are not cheap.
Been to Erotica Boutique lately?
Holy Crap that is funny. I would have sat in my car and watched the fireworks.
I second that. This was one of the best disc golf related stories that I have ever heard. I am also impressed that you tried to explain the situation to Larry the biker.
A few weeks ago I was warming up at Cedar Hills in Raleigh, NC. The second tee is about 30' away from the basket for hole 1. My partner was teeing off on two when a disc flew right by my head, missing me by only a foot. Well, it may had missed me but the my partner turned around just in time for the disc to hit him directly in the family jewels. He dropped like a rock. I didnt know whether to laugh or take him to the emergency room. He was ok after a couple of minutes and we had a great laugh the rest of the afternoon.
I was playing by myself on a course and came up to the final hole and there were two guys waiting at the tee pad. There was a 400 pound woman, about 50 years old, wearing a moo moo, smoking a marlboro 100, and flying a kite right beside the basket. She looked exactly like the old lady in Throw Mama From the Train. They had been yelling various things at her for a few minutes but she would not move. They said I could go ahead and throw if I wanted. It's about a 300' wide open hole and having confidence in my teebird I decided to go ahead and throw. I parked it for the birdie and started heading to the car.
As I was walking to the car I turned around just in time to see one of the guys discs flying right towards the lady. I did not have time to yell before the disc hit the ground about 5 feet from her. I walked up to her and said "Do you realize you are in the fairway of a disc golf course?" She imediately yelled "Larry!!!" "This Mother ****er says I can't fly my kite here!" and I look around and see a huge biker type getting out of his truck.
I walked over to Larry and am explaining to him how dangerous it is to stand where his mother is standing when all of a sudden a disc comes flying and hits the old lady perfectly in the back of the knee which caused her to collapse like she had been hit by Mike Tyson. Larry ran to help his mother and I got in my car and drove away.
I once hit my friend. I told him to be careful and that he should probably stand behind me (rather than behind the Charlie Borwn XMas tree, 15ft. in front of me). He stuck his nose out just enough to get whacked when I threw. He stands behind me now.
If your were brave, you would have pointed and laughed at his mother
I guess I would have broken the ice by asking what kind of motorcycle he rides.