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Talking/Yelling at your discs

"Turn!"
"Fade!"
"Miss it"
"Hit it...Hit something!"
"Don't go down there :("
"Tree-nied"
"Nice kick!"
"sweet!"
"Go In!"
 
It's not so much words that I say, but strange noises. Sometimes a high pitch shriek might make its way out when I'm scared my disc is about to slam a tree. Or a comical gutteral noise trying to keep my disc on the flight path I want. Then there's the instances I have a horribly bad throw where I stand there, sigh, think about the shot, and go "hmm".
 
A friend calls me the 'Disc Whisperer' because whatever I tell my disc to do after it leaves my hand, it tends to do.

Mostly:

GET UP!
GET DOWN!
TURN, YOU S.O.B., TURN! (or GET AROUND IT!)
COME BACK!
SKIP!
 
I'm generally pretty quiet on the course, I communicate with my discs by sending them messages telepathically.
 
I swear very loudly. Sometimes around Families and little kids, oops.

B**CH!!!
F**K N A!!!
A** B**CH!!!
OBAMA!!!
KICK 80 YARDS RIGHT, SWEET!!!
GET LUCKY!!!
GREAT!!!
MOTHERFU**ER!!!
F**KIN A** B**CH A** F**K B**CH B**CH QU**R FAG**T!!!
THREW IT LIKE A FAG**T!!!
 
That was you?

I swear very loudly. Sometimes around Families and little kids, oops.

B**CH!!!
F**K N A!!!
A** B**CH!!!
OBAMA!!!
KICK 80 YARDS RIGHT, SWEET!!!
GET LUCKY!!!
GREAT!!!
MOTHERFU**ER!!!
F**KIN A** B**CH A** F**K B**CH B**CH QU**R FAG**T!!!
THREW IT LIKE A FAG**T!!!
 
uh-oh
that's not good (anyone seen Porco Rosso?)
get left/right (sometimes it will hit a tree and actually carom the way I asked)
 
We yell "chop wood" or "get deep" when our opponents discs are heading into towards the ****.

We also yell "bon voyage" when they head to the drink.
 
"Take it to the stage!" when things are looking good, "You're killing your father Larry!" when things are not.
 
Hit a tree?

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"Skip..."

...and then when it actually skips,

"Roll!"

And if it actually rolls:

"Jump in the basket!"

(It never jumps in the basket.)

"You stupid [expletives deleted]!!!"
 

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