Dear DGCR,
It's with great sadness I report, that I am going to be selling my Spinal Tap upon receiving it. But, for a good reason...found out my wife's vagina is preggers. It breaks my heart, but we could really use the funds to pay off some debt before my personal caddy is born. If anyone is interested in a Totem Brown Spinal Tap, haller at your boy. $250 shipped. I'll obviously open the box when I receive said package, to confirm it IS what I ordered. Then, I'll let out a big sigh and close her back up, and most likely ship it the next day to whoever buys it from me. If no one is interested...well I guess I get to keep my awesome bag, and junior will starve. Love you.