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What's your best Disc Golf jokes of all time?
Jesus, Moses, and an old guy are out discing. The first hole is 600' with a 250' water carry at the end, with the pin set back 20' from the water's edge.
Moses lines up his drive and lays down a roller, but it's headed right for a pond. He raises hi umbrella in the air, the waters part, and the disc lays down on the far edge of the pond.
Jesus is up next. He bombs a hyzer-flip headed straight for the same pond. It hits within 1' of the near shore and skips all the way to within 10' of the pin.
Undaunted, the old guy steps up. He pulls a promotional catch disc out of hid bag and hucks it as far as he can. It does a double barrel roll, lands on edge, and slowly makes its way down the fairway. A hawk swoops down, picks it up, and starts for the green. The disc falls out of its mouth over the pond, but a bass jumps out of the water and knocks it toward land. Just as it's about to come to rest, a gopher pops up and redirects the disc into the chains.
Moses turns to Jesus and says, "Man, I REALLY hate playing with your dad."
What is easiest way to meet other disc golfers? Pick up a disc on the course other than your own.