WWJT?

[tomjulio]

...seriously, what WOULD Jesus throw if he played the chains?

 

[nygfaninva]

Archangel DX?

 

[tomjulio]

Archangel DX?

I think you nailed it!
...oh what, too soon? ;-)

 

[D.W.G.]

 

[sidewinding]

Polecat baby!

 

[Ryan P.]

i bet Jesus could beat us all with an ultimate disc.

 

[Mark R]

He would throw what worked best, considering His talents and abilities.

Where would he throw? My guess is Flip City or the Beast in late spring/summer/fall, Idlewild in spring, or Chavez Ridge or Sylmar in winter.

 

[TalbotTrojan]

Moses, Jesus and God are playing Disc golf. They step up to a hole with a 400' water carry and woods all around. Moses steps up and throws his shot and it is great but not going to be long enough. He raises his hands and parts the waters to let his disc land on dry ground. He walks out and throws his upshot to the basket. Jesus goes next and throws a great shot, but it is not going to be quite long enough. As the disc gets to the water, it just kind of stays above the water so Jesus walks out on the water and throws his upshot. Finally God steps up and throws a tee shot and shanks it off into the woods. You hear it start hitting a few branches and the next thing you know, it is flying out of the woods and hits center chains on the basket.

Never mind the bad theology, I find myself amused.

As far as what any of them would throw, I am picking the Boss.

 

[craigg]

Phenix

 

[scarpfish]

Moses and Jesus are playing disc golf. Jesus steps up onto the tee and states, "I'm gonna park this drive just like Ken Climo would." Jesus proceeds to drive and throw his disc into a pond.

"Again?" bemoans Moses. "Yeah, yeah, I know." replies Jesus.

Moses parts the waters of the pond and Jesus goes to retrieve his disc. Upon seeing this rather supernatural thing, two backsliding heathen discers sharing a doobie on the teepad, walk up to Moses and ask, "Hey you there, old man with the cane, who does that guy think he is? Jesus Christ?"

"No." replied Moses. "He thinks he's Ken Climo".

 

[srm_520]

Moses, Jesus and God are playing Disc golf. They step up to a hole with a 400' water carry and woods all around. Moses steps up and throws his shot and it is great but not going to be long enough. He raises his hands and parts the waters to let his disc land on dry ground. He walks out and throws his upshot to the basket. Jesus goes next and throws a great shot, but it is not going to be quite long enough. As the disc gets to the water, it just kind of stays above the water so Jesus walks out on the water and throws his upshot. Finally God steps up and throws a tee shot and shanks it off into the woods. You hear it start hitting a few branches and the next thing you know, it is flying out of the woods and hits center chains on the basket.

I was waiting for the - "You here the disc hitting branches, and God gets angered and casts fire and brimstone upon the earth to feel his rage. Then, upon walking up to disc, he finds it wasn't a bad lie and sink a 100' for bird out of the think stuff ending the fire and brimstone."

Anyhoo - Jesus would totally huck a 150 floater disc, so he could just walk out to wherever it is floating and throw from there.

Also - do you think other disc golfers would mistake Jesus for just another hippie out on the course and offer him a doobie. Man, that would be an awkward moment.

Conversation:
"Jesus Christ, that was a great shot, you totally almost aced that hole!"
"Thank you, but how did you know it was me?"
"What are you talking about. Jesus man, you're crazy."
"No, I'm not. I'm just disc golfing to take a break from spreading my word."
"Whatever dude, want a blunt?"
"A What?"
"A blunt, some smoke man."
"Come here to me my son."
Pause....Slap!
"I'm Jesus, you idiot!"
"Oh crap...sorry, my bad."

Sorry - went off there for a little bit, but wouldn't you like to be playing in that group!

 

[80playedin10states]

jesus probably used what the earth gave him..marijuana being one of many treasures

 

[kerplunk]

It's just about as likely that Jesus wouldn't smoke dope as it is that he was a pale white dude with wavy light brown hair. And I agree with the archangel, but I think it would be in Star plastic.

 

[nygfaninva]

Don't make a Arch angel in Star Plastic, yet I bet a DX in Jesus' hands could BECOME Star Plastic if it would help those playing with him believe.

 

[discflinger]

Well, we know it isn't the Tee-Rex, because dinosaurs never existed.

 

[tomjulio]

Well, we know it isn't the Tee-Rex, because dinosaurs never existed.

HA! Best, and most insightful one yet!

 

[kerplunk]

Don't make a Arch angel in Star Plastic, yet I bet a DX in Jesus' hands could BECOME Star Plastic if it would help those playing with him believe.

Yeah, I thought that might me the case, but if you can turn water into wine then DX to Star should be easy.

 

[jace]

I say he chucks the beast!

 

[BrotherDave]

The real question is what grip would he use to compensate for those holes in his hands.

 

[plus4db]

A J.C. signature edition champion Beast.