bad round excuses thread

[spicybird6]

Just wanted to make a thread about a list of excuses.

Whenever your playing like crap!

I'll start:

1. I missed that putt because that car!

2. It must be my crappy sweater causing these horrible shots.

3. The disc was wet.

4. Who leaves a mountain bike in the fairway?

5. Just trying to learn some new discs.




Ok, now let me hear some more

 

[bradharris]

Too hungover

Too sober

I lost my favorite driver

I play better by myself

 

[Lucero 1]

Don't "nice" me, bro....

 

[adamtheviking5]

Why you always walkin in my line?!?!

 

[sisyphus]

A couple I've actually heard used:

You need to stand behind me because that shirt is too loud. (it was white)

Y'all need to stop scritchy-scratchin' behind me. (after he teed off into a tree 30' away and 15' off the line of flight)

 

[jenb]

Squirrel! D-:

 

[RK311]

Rain

Screws me up every time

Maybe I should practice in it...

Nah

 

[Stardoggy]

It's the wind, man....it's always the wind!

 

[elmexdela]

i could get so much more d if all these trees werent in the way

 

[vajason]

Gravity Storm!

 

[dashiellx]

At my home course, we do have to deal with people who when driving by honk their horns continuously if they see people playing.

 

[Broken Shoulder]

Polar vortex.

 

[JSurmann]

Breaking in my new ______ (discs, shoes, mini etc...)

A bug flew in my mouth.

That bird flapped his wings.

 

[Bamm]

That "one" tree. It's always that "one" tree that messed him up. Not the 25 that surround it but that one... If only that one tree weren't there.............

 

[thrembo]

I've been experimenting with a new grip.

 

[DSmith]

Chaffing
Hangnail
Just switched all my discs to another company

 

[medikated]

You're dog won't sit still.

 

[fritothedog]

I suck.

 

[John Hansen]

I blame Obama.

 

[smyith]