DG one liners

[Timko]

Throwing it short, into the shade:

"I see you're playing master's golf."

 

[BrainStorm69]

"Denial"...when you miss a putt short clanging off the basket...(comes from one of the Hyzernauts European Open videos).

"What was that? Now...once more, with feeling." (comes from either - a) Enter the Dragon with Bruce Lee, or b) Kentucky Fried Movie (parodying Enter the Dragon))

And the obligatory.."Dude, that would have been a great shot if you'd just missed that tree..."

Or if everyone is missing their putt..."there must be a force field around that basket..."

 

[Maks]

hits anything not intended...or metal but not in

"REJECTED :lol:

 

[jgillia]

Treenied or Treejected after hitting a tree

 

[black udder]

Throwing it short, into the shade:

"I see you're playing master's golf."

Hey there, buddy! It doesn't have to be SHORT in the shade

 

[black udder]

Favorite from Hysell, after just about any poor shot: "you should really try."

 

[Maks]

After bad early round shots
"givin up already, eh?"

 

[tigel]

"Should I start calculating your handicap now or after this round?"

 

[readysetstab]

there's a putting tournament we do around here, with different stations and kinds of putts you have to make. anyway, you use a point system and whoever has the most points at the end wins. the points are.. hit metal with no chain (pole doesn't count) - 1 point, chains - 2 points, made putt - 3 points.

so when someone misses a putt low around here and clangs basket, if anyone playing with them has played in the putting tournaments, they usually respond with "1 point!" or just "point!" I have to admit its pretty frustrating when you are the one missing low a lot. good times.

sorry for the long explanation, but its nice when things make sense.


also, i like...

"good form"

"you wanna take a warm-up throw?" - if someone starts out with a bad one. especially effective in a tournament setting (i could only do that to a friend, though)

after someone grip locks, i like to "take cover" and scream bloody murder

then there's the "high five offering" after someone throws a bad shot. keeps things friendly.

after someone throws some ridiculous shot that was obviously accidental, i like saying "that's quite an imagination you have"


after I throw a bad one...

"Damn! that was great until it starting flying" ... inspired by a very windy day

 

[tigel]

Are you talking about russ's putt tournaments? Those are fun My first week playing disc golf I got a FIVE.

 

[readysetstab]

OUCH! yes, those are the putting tournaments i'm talking about. they do help, i think.

 

[tigel]

I think I went to his second one. There's been at least three since then. Even being close friends with jake, I still never get the memo when they are so I always miss them. I'm sure if I played again I'd do better than five. haha.

 

[ShankShot]

"lumberjackin."

 

[BrainStorm69]

Or after a particularly bad tee shot...very casually..."Mulligan?"

 

[JohnnyB]

After a nice grounder "You know the city pays people to cut the grass"
If I screw up a drive "Just thought I'd try a different line"