NO SEX FOR 18MONTHS!!!!!!
I forgot to mention that this is going to be a wedding present. She wanted me to put thought into it or something like that. So I figured she would appreciate me giving her a chance to share in my favorite past time.
Thanks for all the input
OH MERCIFULL HEAVEN! ARE YOU SAYING THAT SHE WANTS YOU TO COME UP WITH A GIFT FOR HER ON HER WEDDING DAY, AND YOU ARE GOING WITH DISCS?! I PRAY THAT YOU HAVEN'T GOTTEN MARRIED YET!
Ok my friend, I don't mean to insult you but that doesn't sound like a good idea. Let me tell you a lil story about my experience in a similar, less sensative, situation.
My live in GF, about 6-7 years ago, had been mentioning how badly she wanted a new vacuum for months. We were out and about one day and she saw one that cost $400 and said "Oh, I really want that one!" I told her "No, we can't afford it!" However, it was close to X-mas so I bought it for her as a surprize gift from the Jolly Fat Man. I wrapped up and stuck it under the tree, then X-mas morn, we opened our gifts. Holy hell, was she pissed! She told me how insensative and thoughtless of a gift it was. She asked me "What am I your F@%#in Maid!?" Unfortunately, I didn't get laid until my next birthday! Oh ya, and we broke up a week after my B-day!
Take it from me, unless she is super open minded and the coolest chick in the world, (or you are marrying Julianna Korver), DO NOT GO WITH DISCS!!
I hope you get this in time to save your pecker.
Good luck buddy!