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Funniest/weirdest thing you've seen on the course

ZBoazMobster said:
It isn't funny nor wierd, but it does raise an eyebrow...
Two weeks ago, at an undisclosed course... :p I seen one guy suckerpunch another right in the mouth. The guy who got hit turned, spit out a little blood, and shook it off. The guy who made the hit got a major infection, was admitted, and had surgery on his hand. He's missed two weeks of work.
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DAMN!!!
 
A couple of us came across a group of drunk non-disc golfers sitting on the bench on hole 6 at Bellamy park. They were singing loudly and one of them could barely stay upright. When we approached they told us not to drink the 40 they had left on the bench as it was for a friend who was going to pick it up later. We teed off and they left, leaving the 40 for their friend.
 
Playing hole 5 at Slatterly Park a couple weeks ago, it is a long, almost 500 ft. hole where the fairway runs parallel with a river. The bank of the river is obviously a bunch of mud, but the bottom of the bank has eroded to a point where the bottom of the bank dips in at some points because of the severe erosion. It's kind of hard to explain. Anyway, I step up to the tee and launch my week-old Sidewinder down the fairway RHBH. It was a crank of a throw, one of the best drives of my short DG career. Problem is, I throw it just a little too far to the right. I knew it was going in the water, so I followed it to where I thought it landed. It didn't really help, though. Couldn't find the darn thing anywhere. So me and a few friends search for the disc for about 40 minutes to no avail, both on the bank and in the water. I'm about to give up, pissed that I lost a week-old driver that I've really grown fond of, and ask my friends to search the bank just one more time. As I'm putting my shoes back on, my buddy yells out "FOUND IT!" The disc had flown in at a perfect trajectory and landed underneath the bank in the tiny little crevice created by the erosion from the river about 375 feet from the tee. And the disc was wedged in the mud of that "bank", making it even less likely to see. My buddy was on all fours searching the bank, thought the disc (which is a transparent orange with blue lettering) was a candy wrapper and just decided to grab at it, turned out to be my disc. I was so happy to get that disc back.
 
Heres one that goes into my disc golf misadventure files. Playing Cloud County Community College course, what is left of it anyways, 7/31/11 on hole #4 I tee off with my Katana. There is a huge row of cedars on the right hand side. I throw and my disc goes out over the cedars, and I can see that it is not going to be fading back across the tree row and into the fairway. Needless to say I had to go hunting for it. Make it through the trees and there are weeds up to your nipples where I think the disc is. Look for about 20 mins, came back out of the jungle and my friend that was there with me thinks it is up in the trees. Go in the trees and start looking, can't find it. About to give up I say well it is my new driver really wished I could find it, look in the horse pens and there it is in a pile of horse crap. Classic. Had to ask one of the people taking care of the horses if they could hand that to me. Wipe the crap off and away we go. Another lesson learned I guess.
 
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Was looking for my disc and stumbled upon some mushroom porn....


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ZBoazMobster said:
It isn't funny nor wierd, but it does raise an eyebrow...
Two weeks ago, at an undisclosed course... :p I seen one guy suckerpunch another right in the mouth. The guy who got hit turned, spit out a little blood, and shook it off. The guy who made the hit got a major infection, was admitted, and had surgery on his hand. He's missed two weeks of work.
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Thats awesome because I know who got hit and in my mind he might have deserved it haha
 
I was playing at Frontier Park in Hays KS this summer with a friend of mine. We came to hole #10 and got ready to tee off but couldn't see the basket from the tee pad. We set out on foot to find the basket but it was not in sight. Went to the next tee pad, still didn't see it. For some reason I decide to look in the river and lo and behold you can see the bottom of the basket and the pole sticking up out of the water. We lift the basket out of the river take it to where it was supposed to be and then teed off. You haven't lived until you fish a basket out of the river just to keep the round going. My guess would be that some kids decided to have a little fun and throw that thing in the river. Oh well nothing else to do.
 
Yesterday in Bakersfield, a religious gathering in the fairway of hole 15 marched to the river bank to perform baptisms as I was driving. When I got to the tee of 16, there a was sexy photo shoot going on. A topless woman was straddling a big low tree branch as an one assistant bounced light from a bounce card, and another stood with a blanket ready to swoop in. The baptism party was headed their direction. Felt like I stepped into a T.C. Boyle novel. Meanwhile, I was throwing the round of my life.
 
bbails said:
Yesterday in Bakersfield, a religious gathering in the fairway of hole 15 marched to the river bank to perform baptisms as I was driving. When I got to the tee of 16, there a was sexy photo shoot going on. A topless woman was straddling a big low tree branch as an one assistant bounced light from a bounce card, and another stood with a blanket ready to swoop in. The baptism party was headed their direction. Felt like I stepped into a T.C. Boyle novel. Meanwhile, I was throwing the round of my life.
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Haha, epic! Did you say anything or stick around to watch the ensuing hilarity?
 
bbails said:
Yesterday in Bakersfield, a religious gathering in the fairway of hole 15 marched to the river bank to perform baptisms as I was driving. When I got to the tee of 16, there a was sexy photo shoot going on. A topless woman was straddling a big low tree branch as an one assistant bounced light from a bounce card, and another stood with a blanket ready to swoop in. The baptism party was headed their direction. Felt like I stepped into a T.C. Boyle novel. Meanwhile, I was throwing the round of my life.
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Thats awesome! Eye candy while you play?

Yesterday on the first hole of the skeeter heater, a guy in my group threw a perfect drive that was going right at the basket. We were playing on a temp course, so there was a trashcan in the way. His drive went IN the trashcan. We all died
 
i was so zoned in on my game that I couldn't stop. Come to think of it, there was a bunch of weird stuff going on on the course that day. (Like an old asian man buffing out a tiny scratch on a completely crumpled car while blaring classical music.) An odd day. And I shot five strokes better than any other time I'd played there. They don't that cosmic weirdness at the country club.
 
I once saw this drunk wandering around the middle of a fairway. We hollered at him a bit and he ignored us. We hollered a little louder "Heads up"

He looked back, Told us to F Off, dropped trow and took a steamer right in the middle of the fairway. he then wandered over to the closest garbage can and lit it on fire.

He then wandered off.

It was a unique day
 
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