Hucker Magazine Complaint Thread

[MikeK]

I think "UB" stands for "under bus" which is where he seems to be throwing his co-owner


And now, a poem...

Doosh canoe
I mean Jukeshoe
We didn't appreciate
Your lousy review

Of a park named Lafreniere,
Your review is tremendously square
But that's neither here nor there.
If you'll take a dare, you will ensnare
A copy of Hucker Page 4 to share
With a bee, a bug, or a drunken bear...
or a newb, or frolfer, we just don't care.

I have a pic of Hucker Page 4,
That lists the owners of the Hucker store,
But I can't upload it, it's such a chore
You could say I'm just a bore

If I email it to you
Then you could too,
Find out exactly who
Did that wacky voodoo on you.

In your search for truth
You're a pretty good sleuth
But your review smells like the Baby Ruth
Floating in the bathroom booth

So send me your email mister Shoe
So I may send the pic to you
Then you can play your own kazoo
And name the owners, not one, but two.

 

[Kodachrome]

Please stop. ^

 

[B3NDER]

lololol.

linguistic skills of an end Table.

 

[Lucero 1]

Why is "table" capitalized?

 

[DanJon]

Why is "table" capitalized?

Maybe he has a friend named "Table" and his phone saved it

 

[DikkaD]

Instead of getting Hucked, everyone got ****ed.

 

[EXTRAMONTANA]

I think "UB" stands for "under bus" which is where he seems to be throwing his co-owner


And now, a poem...

Doosh canoe
I mean Jukeshoe
We didn't appreciate
Your lousy review

Of a park named Lafreniere,
Your review is tremendously square
But that's neither here nor there.
If you'll take a dare, you will ensnare
A copy of Hucker Page 4 to share
With a bee, a bug, or a drunken bear...
or a newb, or frolfer, we just don't care.

I have a pic of Hucker Page 4,
That lists the owners of the Hucker store,
But I can't upload it, it's such a chore
You could say I'm just a bore

If I email it to you
Then you could too,
Find out exactly who
Did that wacky voodoo on you.

In your search for truth
You're a pretty good sleuth
But your review smells like the Baby Ruth
Floating in the bathroom booth

So send me your email mister Shoe
So I may send the pic to you
Then you can play your own kazoo
And name the owners, not one, but two.

Come you guys, admit it, this made you smile a little bit.

 

[B3NDER]

Why is "table" capitalized?

a very good question, that I'm sure my phone has no answer for.

 

[Halcón]

Come you guys, admit it, this made you smile a little bit.

Not only smile, but crack up. The responses to this "poem" are even funnier.

 

[Jukeshoe]

I think "UB" stands for "under bus" which is where he seems to be throwing his co-owner


And now, a poem...

Doosh canoe
I mean Jukeshoe
We didn't appreciate
Your lousy review

Of a park named Lafreniere,
Your review is tremendously square
But that's neither here nor there.
If you'll take a dare, you will ensnare
A copy of Hucker Page 4 to share
With a bee, a bug, or a drunken bear...
or a newb, or frolfer, we just don't care.

I have a pic of Hucker Page 4,
That lists the owners of the Hucker store,
But I can't upload it, it's such a chore
You could say I'm just a bore

If I email it to you
Then you could too,
Find out exactly who
Did that wacky voodoo on you.

In your search for truth
You're a pretty good sleuth
But your review smells like the Baby Ruth
Floating in the bathroom booth

So send me your email mister Shoe
So I may send the pic to you
Then you can play your own kazoo
And name the owners, not one, but two.

:clap:

 

[itspeterj]

is hucking aces a scam?

If Hucking Aces were a scam, we'd be the least successful one in the history of the scam game. I started Hucking Aces almost a year ago now, mostly making review videos and a few tip/technique videos and interviews, but we haven't monetized any of that yet, and I really don't plan on it. We've sold a few shirts/discs along the way to try to get some of the money we've put into this back/invest it for future projects/event sponsorships to grow the name/community, but even that hasn't come close to what we've put in.

We're mostly about loving the game and trying to get a community of players to get to try new courses and discs and hopefully make a few friends while they're at it. I'm not a great player by any means, but I've noticed that doing a lot of research on tip/technique methods and such has helped my game pretty dramatically, we just want to try to help other players the same way.

 

[brutalbrutus]

His name is Robert Paulson.

The first rule of scam artistry is you don't talk about scam artistry.

 

[UCF_Knight]

If Hucking Aces were a scam, we'd be the least successful one in the history of the scam game. I started Hucking Aces almost a year ago now, mostly making review videos and a few tip/technique videos and interviews, but we haven't monetized any of that yet, and I really don't plan on it. We've sold a few shirts/discs along the way to try to get some of the money we've put into this back/invest it for future projects/event sponsorships to grow the name/community, but even that hasn't come close to what we've put in.

We're mostly about loving the game and trying to get a community of players to get to try new courses and discs and hopefully make a few friends while they're at it. I'm not a great player by any means, but I've noticed that doing a lot of research on tip/technique methods and such has helped my game pretty dramatically, we just want to try to help other players the same way.

Hasn't any one told you yet? Any community talked about on DGCR other than DGCR itself is a cult, a scam or most commonly both.

 

[Jukeshoe]

 

[nolangherity]

well after seeing that, its obvious that this is all andyJB's fault.

 

[B3NDER]

I'll be right here with my opcorn:

somebody got some splainin' to do...

 

[AndyJB]

Last in the byline, first in the blame. Got ya.

 

[rocthecourse]

No accountant or financial person? Well that's your problem...

 

[DanJon]

Manufacturers support?

What, like advertising?

And looks like someone is listed as an owner.

Whoops.

Wheres thats explanation?

 

[Jukeshoe]

Manufacturers support?

What, like advertising?

And looks like someone is listed as an owner.

Whoops.

Wheres thats explanation?

*ding ding ding*

I see DanJon at least is starting to connect the dots here...