You know you're addicted to DG when...

[ed IV]

And, you'd rather bag a prairie course in 12º weather with a 0º wind chill than race home to watch the NFL team you've been fanatically rooting for since you were five years old.

^I did this today, save for the caring about football part, dropped to a top ten tag too.

 

[Stardoggy]

^I did this today, save for the caring about football part, dropped to a top ten tag too.

Yeah, but I'm kind of a crazy Packer fan.

 

[Rol6566]

If you've ever worried about your right arm getting bigger than your left, but then realized that if frequent masturbation didn't do it then disc golf probably won't either.

Probably the post of the century!! I LOL'd

 

[BogeyNoMore]

If you've ever worried about your right arm getting bigger than your left, but then realized that if frequent masturbation didn't do it then disc golf probably won't either.

...or you start using your off hand to compensate.

 

[Kodachrome]

Yeah, but I'm kind of a crazy Packer fan.

As opposed to all the other packer fans who . . . Aren't?

 

[Stardoggy]

As opposed to all the other packer fans who . . . Aren't?

We aren't going to get into a border war here, are we? What percentage of face value are Vikings tickets going for at this point? 30%?

 

[BogeyNoMore]

We aren't going to get into a border war here, are we? What percentage of face value are Vikings tickets going for at this point? 30%?

I'm a Viking fan, but I have a hard time figuring out what looks more ridiculous...

Cheese Heads:

or Brunhilda hats:

Sorry, thread's drifting... someone describe your addiction manifestation and help get us back on track.

 

[BogeyNoMore]

When you watch football:
- you expect QB's to do an X-step when they step up in the pocket to go long.
- you yell "get stable!" when the ball's in the air.
- you're baffled when the ball doesn't fade at the end of the pass.
- the pass is on the money, the receiver drops the ball, and you refer to it as a "chain out" or a "bad spit."
- the official spots the ball poorly and you call it a tough lie

 

[bobmcnelly]

There's feet of snow on the ground and I still can't stop looking at discs I want to buy.

 

[Stardoggy]

There's feet of snow on the ground and I still can't stop looking at discs I want to buy.

And then you go throw them, right?

 

[bobmcnelly]

And then you go throw them, right?

I don't have snowshoes, so no I don't throw. It's a hard few months. But it's part of living in the mountains. But snowboarding in waist deep snow makes me feel better.

 

[namar]

I don't have snowshoes, so no I don't throw. It's a hard few months. But it's part of living in the mountains. But snowboarding in waist deep snow makes me feel better.

That's a pretty good consolation prize.

 

[luckless_pedestrian]

...your back hurts so much you're asking your kids to tie your shoes yet you still seriously consider getting out at lunch to throw.

Yes, I'm sitting here with an ice pack on my back right now.

 

[ranger]

.... you care what your mini looks like.

 

[breynnmike]

....you wanna play but nobody else will join you.

 

[wildwing]

...when you've gotten tired of losing disc at night when practicing drives. Started spreading bacon fat on your drivers whilst the dog is with you.

 

[Toro71]

You have multiple posts in the Tennis Dress thread today, posted from your office @ work.

 

[DesertFox]

...when you've gotten tired of losing disc at night when practicing drives. Started spreading bacon fat on your drivers whilst the dog is with you.

Hahaha wish I had a dog now

 

[DGfan68]

when you go to your in-laws for the holidays and they have already planned all of the family get-togethers without you knowing you would be on the local courses instead. (There are 17 courses within 30 miles :thmbup

 

[Nemmers]

...when you've gotten tired of losing disc at night when practicing drives. Started spreading bacon fat on your drivers whilst the dog is with you.

That. Is. Genius....