It's always the drunks....
Drunk partners at doubles.
Take a guy who normally can throw the course under par. Give him 15 beers. Have him play a round of doubles. Seriously, he contributed nothing after the 5th hole. He was doing well to not fall off the teepad, much less get the disc 100 feet down the fairway. He's missing 10-15 footers repeatedly. I was so bugged I couldn't even play as well as I usually do. Meanwhile, another drunk guy in the group yells something every time someone lets go of their putter. Seriously. In a doubles tourney. Talking about donating...We were 10 shots out of the money.
That's too funny and too true! Reminds me of another drunk story that happened years ago. We had the 1992 PDGA World Amateur Championships in Indy, and everything was going great! The weather was good, we had lots of players (the biggest Am Worlds to that point in players and payout) and lots of sponsors including a local radio station, WZPL, for title sponsor. The local TV media was also out doing a bit and had interviewed staff and other players in the event at tourney central. Life is good! :thmbup:
Yeah. A local golfer, drunk, shirtless, missing teeth, loud and swearing, not in the tourney, shows up and wants to play. We politely tell him that the course is closed today due to the event. Please go to another local course not being used, or join the gallery and hang out. Well no. Of course that will not due. He insists that he has a "right" to play. After much discussion he is finally persueded to leave. Phew!! :hfive:
Nothing is that simple. Unknown to us, he sneeks out onto the course to throw a couple of holes. And of course, the local TV crew goes wandering out for a "player interview". And who do they pick? You know it. Our d'bag. :wall: So along with some other good footage that night on the news is our guy, shirtless, drunk, toothless, saying how he loves disc golf so much that he even had to have a fight with his wife to let him go play today. :doh:
(Lesson learned, NEVER let them media go anywhere at your event without a "guidedog" going along with them!)