Ok thanks for looking out for me bro. You're right of course, when you said I probably didn't understand how EBay works, I immediately became enraged at this Internet effrontery. Having never encountered anything like it before my fight or flight instincts literally overwhelmed me and oh boy, it was definitely fight. For a while there, things were not looking to good for you. I basically was getting ready to pummel your buttocks. Yeah, that's right, you almost received a massive beat down from me and my ultra sick pythons.
Luckily for both of us, when my super hot Filipina/Ukranian wife got home from her modeling gig in the nice part of Europe and found me totally ripped, oiled up and 2 hours into my pre-butt whomp flexing routine, she asked me what was up and then checked this thread. She talked me down. We're good, bro. No worries.