Sorry, man. That was an inside joke between Dave and I. If I sent you a Glo Zone, he'd fly immediately to Cincy and end me. :\
Nope. That's not how it works.
You will give a free Glo Z Zone to anyone from DGCR who shows up at baggage claim #1 at CVG at 0400 on Friday before Memorial Day and utters the secret phrase. The phrase to collect is: "Sad kitty can haz z glo zone?".