found this gem from Marty in the Rpro Polecat thread.
Why exactly is the Polecat a "perfect disc to kill a duck?"
I'm glad you asked....
The duck is mesmerized by the glowing suffix rings and natural odor it gives off. When the wind blows in from the South-East you can normally she ducks flying over looking for the polecat as prey.
Since it draws them in on it's own(it's relatively easy), it then releases a chemical gas that seduces the duck to perform sexual favors for you and friends. After this weird act of indulgence, the ducks lose the ability to quack and have strong urges to smoke cigarettes. After years of an unhealthy addiction of tobacco products, most ducks die of lung cancer within 12-15 years.
Leading it to be the perfect disc to kill a duck. :thmbdown: