Ask Me Anything

[Dfwdscglfr]

anything?

 

[cydisc]

What is par? Is this an ace?

3 and no.

 

[cydisc]

anything?

everything.

 

[bikinjack]

Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

Dinosaurs laid eggs long before chickens were strutting around, so the egg...?

Wrong answer.

"First I ate a chicken and then I ate his leg."

 

[DiscChucker]

cydisc,

What... is the air-speed velocity of a beaten in unstable Firebird?

 

[prerube]

Dear cydisc, How long until this thread lands in the water cooler?

Dear cydisc, where has Eric been hiding?

 

[ERicJ]

Why did my thread get bumped to the 2nd page when there are threads that are essentially useless that get people to reply and stay on the first page?

Because (1) this thread has a modicum of humor, and (2) your thread topic has been discussed multiple times before and been repeatedly voted down.

 

[BrotherDave]

As a white 26 years old with no HS or College basketball experience, is it time yet for me to abandon my dream of NBA stardom?

 

[pokamitch]

Do farts have lumps?

 

[Dthunderchicken]

I've decided I want to be a DGCR "Consultant". .

That was your first mistake.

Consultant = A guy who knows 137 different ways to make love and dosen't have a girlfriend.

I think we can solve the world's problems

After we eliminate everyone who dosen't think like me but that would lead to a bunch of boring siccofants (?sp) in charge.

Just post a question here and I'll do my darndest to answer it .

If you can't dazzle them with diamonds...

 

[bhuff]

Would you read a comic with a disc golfing super hero who uses the country as his course?

 

[cydisc]

That was your first mistake.

Consultant = A guy who knows 137 different ways to make love and dosen't have a girlfriend.



After we eliminate everyone who dosen't think like me but that would lead to a bunch of boring siccofants (?sp) in charge.




If you can't dazzle them with diamonds...

sycophants.

 

[cydisc]

Do farts have lumps?

Depends.

 

[cydisc]

As a white 26 years old with no HS or College basketball experience, is it time yet for me to abandon my dream of NBA stardom?

Worked for Fletch.

 

[cydisc]

Would you read a comic with a disc golfing super hero who uses the country as his course?

Will he be wearing tights?

 

[billnchristy]

I think he should have a giant red cowboy hat.

 

[1Roy]

Is it appropriate to offer a waitress "the tip" instead of "a tip"?

 

[cydisc]

I think he should have a giant red cowboy hat.

You're talking about me, right? If so, I agree.

 

[cydisc]

Is it appropriate to offer a waitress "the tip" instead of "a tip"?

If she's used to being stiffed.

 

[ejvogie]

Which came first, the chicken or the egg?