bad round excuses thread

[Punisher]

Snow blindness

The teenagers making out on the park bench

My disc is dirty I can't grip it correctly

Just ate the $5.99 all you can eat Chinese buffet

 

[Stardoggy]

Just ate the $5.99 all you can eat Chinese buffet

Ahhh yes. The ol' "I ain't using that porta potty" excuse. Good stuff.

 

[Razor]

who Farted?

 

[Ranger Rick]

"I'm embracing the suck!"

 

[ian.]

....left my purse at home

 

[smyith]

who Farted?

i did

 

[namar]

heard during league: "you mind holding your breath, your nose whistles when you inhale. thanks pal"

 

[ohtobediscing]

"stop watching me"

"forgot my go-to putter/driver/midrange"

"I'm used to playing on more open/wooded courses"

 

[Romans 5-8]

It's the wind, man....it's always the wind!

This

 

[bobmcnelly]

I haven't played on like a week.

This is just a practice round.

 

[BennettUA]

This course, and every course, is righty-friendly.

 

[bhadella]

This course, and every course, is righty-friendly.

 

[kenjiac]

My vagina is chaffed. At least that what they all sound like to me.

 

[CantThrowStraight]

It's windier above the ground and it blew my disc over!

I had to throw right into the sunlight!

That guy back there started talking right when I let go!

I am practicing a new release, so everything is going to be off today!

I used all of these just last week!

 

[1978]

Here is a rare one... " I have a job, so I can't practice as much."

 

[1978]

Top 4 in Charlotte Am worlds were lefty or sidearm dominate/proficient. And a few other lefties hung around the top card for the first 4-5 rounds.

 

[DannyThunders]

"The teepads are getting into my head"

I actually say and agree with this one, if the Teepads are slick / look slick i'm scared to put any power into a shot because i've fallen a few times during the pivot / follow through (Even on low power shots)

 

[notapro]

"The teepads are covered in ice!"

(Sniped!)

 

[Stoney J]

F**kin' trees!
....if that f**kin tree wasn't there! Get the saw!

 

[drkstr]

Armpit skin tags....

Cold, rain and snow.