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[mashnut]

Dave242's review of Estabrook (newest course in Milwaukee)

I laughed pretty hard when I read that too.

 

[notapro]

I didn't want to sound like a hater in this review, but this course is hard... and it feels downright unfair... I wanted to have fun with it.

I'm a little bent 10 out of 11 found it helpful. Someone out there is a f*cking nihilist.

...anyway - I appreciate getting mentioned.

That's me!!! Who doesn't like using a Boss for a 25' approach shot?

 

[fractalzoom]

That's me!!! Who doesn't like using a Boss for a 25' approach shot?

:wall:

 

[deBebbler]

I was wondering if anyone else had seen Blazing Saddles enough to get that one.

I've always wondered what the first five were.

Mel Brooks is the best. Harrumph, harrumph, harrumph.

 

[billnchristy]

I didn't hear a harrumph out of you!

HARRUMPH HARRUMPH!!

 

[ejvogie]

Affairs of state must take precedence over affairs of state.

 

[optidiscic]

From a review of aMt Airy Forrest in Cincinatti

- Delicious water. Took some back to Illinois!


I laughed and wondered if it was the Idlewild Kool Aid he was tasting

 

[optidiscic]

Other Thoughts: If theres a bird on the basket don't throw, I blew chains, it spit out and nailed the little bird and killed it

 

[solomon.trenton]

Other Thoughts: If theres a bird on the basket don't throw, I blew chains, it spit out and nailed the little bird and killed it

whose is this?

 

[optidiscic]

whose is this?

http://www.dgcoursereview.com/reviews.php?id=707&mode=rev

 

[solomon.trenton]

From Zenbot's review of Hawk Hollow

There are no private restrooms, perfect tee signs, perfect tees,benches, stable bridges, or mommies to heal your bruised ego.

 

[Dave242]

Cons: "Holes are "jumbled" too close to each other making finding the hole that much harder, and also crossing over previous or future holes, and frolfers."

I do not want to reference the course this came from due to retribution for using a forbidden word, but this guys seems to have really wanted to shoehorn in the f word into his review any way possible.

 

[tallpaul]

He thought it was "funny" enough to put into two reviews.

 

[Three Putt]

I liked the title BrotherDave gave Beth Schmidt Park...Shorter than a book on French war heroes.

 

[solomon.trenton]

i remember that. its like so three pages on napolean and then who else is there?

 

[Jukeshoe]

i remember that. its like so three pages on napolean and then who else is there?

Uh, Joan of Arc? And....oh.

 

[tallpaul]

Who's the guy who helped in the Revolutionary War? Ben Franklin's buddy....

 

[Olorin]

Greg Layton on Holler in the Hills:
"Holler in the Hills can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead. This is non-stop torture for anyone who isn't in prime physical condition. There simply aren't any "ho hum, it's birdie time" holes, you have to earn every shot."

 

[cydisc]

Greg Layton on Holler in the Hills:
"Holler in the Hills can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead. This is non-stop torture for anyone who isn't in prime physical condition. There simply aren't any "ho hum, it's birdie time" holes, you have to earn every shot."

So, the course is the Terminator?

 

[tmahan]

Who's the guy who helped in the Revolutionary War? Ben Franklin's buddy....

You mean the bass player for Led Zep?