Classic Review lines

[davetherocketguy]

Classic review title:

Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a Roc up its Buzz, in two weeks you'd have an Opto Diamond.

From DiscGolfCraigs review of Camden Yards.

 

[wellsbranch250]

Blake's review title of Old Trace Park.

Starts weak, finishes strong, just like my love life.

Blake's review title of Clay DGC

Starts strong, finishes weak. Just like my love life.

that's an interesting love life Blake.

 

[blake833]

I really thought no one would notice for years, and here you are not even letting that thing go a month without being caught! Keen observer we've got on our hands

 

[dreadlock86]

nothing gets by Mark in the realm of reviews and reviewers, dude is on point!

 

[BogeyNoMore]

Wellsbranch: Keeping reviewers honest since 2016.

 

[Olorin]

Slaigh just posted their first review. He/she is off to a great start with their review for Ouachita Baptist U...

Fun Fact: I almost stepped on a baby deer searching for a shanked drive in the afore mentioned grass by 15.
It declined my invitation to help search.

 

[Slaigh]

Wtf.
I've quite enjoyed reading over this light-hearted pseudo wall-of-shame thread for the past week and a half or so and it ends with my bloody name in it :doh:

Also I do appreciate the kind words Olorin

 

[ejvogie]

I'm just impressed that you even asked the deer to help find your disc.

 

[Slaigh]

Well you see, I'd already been traipsing around the overgrown crap for like 20 minutes. So after stepping into the little clear spot and noticing the lil' bugger like 18" from my foot, the "Well, you wanna help me look" (or whatever my exact words were) was more an act of desperation than I'd care to admit..

That was the point it decided to hop away, which I figured was as much a 'No' as a deer could give

 

[wellsbranch250]

A review quote from Cane Creek

Should be "Cain Creek" because it will probably kill you

link to review (third review from the top)
https://www.dgcoursereview.com/reviews.php?id=9005&mode=rev#87470

 

[coupe]

Well you see, I'd already been traipsing around the overgrown crap for like 20 minutes. So after stepping into the little clear spot and noticing the lil' bugger like 18" from my foot, the "Well, you wanna help me look" (or whatever my exact words were) was more an act of desperation than I'd care to admit..

That was the point it decided to hop away, which I figured was as much a 'No' as a deer could give

:doh::doh::doh:

Should have followed it. It was trying to lead you to your disc!

 

[aclay]

From WD09's review of Wimberley Baptist Church:

Excellent title -- Keep Driving (Especially if You Like Putting)! – and this line about the baskets – They contain less metal than a Nickelback album.

https://www.dgcoursereview.com/reviews.php?id=12221&mode=rev#87523

 

[Pizza God]

From WD09's review of Wimberley Baptist Church:

Excellent title -- Keep Driving (Especially if You Like Putting)! – and this line about the baskets – They contain less metal than a Nickelback album.

https://www.dgcoursereview.com/reviews.php?id=12221&mode=rev#87523

Yea, I read his review yesterday of the course. Apparently he has known about it for years but it was not listed on this web site till I added it.

Yep, cheap baskets, but I actually enjoyed the course, it was not nearly as bad as he rated it.

 

[WD09]

Yep, cheap baskets, but I actually enjoyed the course, it was not nearly as bad as he rated it.

Well, obviously, I don't think it's as good as you rated it. That's why we write the reviews.

You and I have played a lot of the same places. It would be fun to play one together someday and discuss what we each think are the most important things to look for in a course.:thmbup:

 

[thrembo]

Both reviews have 8 of 8 thumbs up...

 

[blake833]

Both reviews have 8 of 8 thumbs up...

I like that in terms of: it's not about the rating, but the review. If you can explain your perspective, what you value out of a course and the experience it can offer, then you should be able to rate it however you please.

Some players who's values align more with PizzaGod's will get a better experience, others might be closer to WD09. That's completely ok. People come in incredibly wide ranges of likes and dislikes, and I believe this website's greatest gift is giving players the opportunity to discover which course suits them best. The noble work of reviewing is to further the knowledge and breath of experiences to usher our companions towards wonderful experiences, or navigate them away from the more unpleasant ones.

 

[Slaigh]

:doh::doh::doh:

Should have followed it. It was trying to lead you to your disc!

Well crap.
I hadn't even thought of that! :doh:

 

[aclay]

I have come to count on bennybennybenny for both entertaining AND informative reviews. His latest entry (Etowah in Cartersville, Ga.) doesn't disappoint, including this line: "The design seems very abstract, but with a lot of effort and labor, abstract works out great. I compare it to a hot caffeinated beverage with a berry syrup. Unusual, but I love those beverages." I wish I had Benny's flair for writing. Here is the link to the complete review: https://www.dgcoursereview.com/reviews.php?id=9420&mode=rev#87965

 

[dgaficionado]

I enjoyed this clever review of Samuel S. Lewis State Park that includes a line which makes a lot more sense when you read sidewinder22's analysis of the local scenery:

Originally Posted by sidewinder22
... I was ready to sacrifice some goats!

Here's the review:
https://www.dgcoursereview.com/reviews.php?id=6624&page=1&sort=date_desc&mode=rev#61273

 

[wellsbranch250]

I've only seen this a couple times now (Benny, Discgolfcraig), but when a review starts off with "read to the tune of (name of song)" I'm reminded of the rick and morty meme "you son of a bitch, Im in"

(To the tune of "A Horse with No Name," by America. My apologies if it's been done before or if you just don't enjoy it.)

When I first got to the arroyo
I was lookin' for some kind of map
There were benches, a playground, trash cans and things
And a basket by the parking lot

From the tees I had to watch the trails with care,
Watch with a careful eye
There were joggers, bikers, dog walkers
That could be hit from the sky

I've played through the desert
Throwin' discs with no name
It felt good there in the morning time
In the desert you must remember your line
'Cause the bushes and the little trees just grab all the time

La, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la