So, I had a bad day at work. Just the typical dealing with families who think they know more than the doctors and nurses. Then I make a comment on facebook and get blasted for voicing my opinion. (Sometimes you just can't get idiots to understand). Get home and the wife gets out to get the mail and I am dragging a sleepy 7 year old and a sick (ear ache) 2 year old into the house. Here I am loaded down with 2 kids, my backpack from work, a backpack diaper bag, my supper that the in-laws picked up for me, and I see my wife coming down the driveway with what looks like a pizza box. I asked where she got pizza from and she said "it's not a pizza box idiot, it's something that came in the mail with your name on it." I try to figure out a way to grab it from her while balancing everything else. I manage to see the return address.......Secret Santa......Oh yeah, this is a good day.
I hurry into the house gently dropping kids as quickly as I could. One on the couch and the 2 year old on top of the cat (per his request).
Into the kitchen I go with my box of goodies.
Cut open the box and reach in without even looking down in it.
Pull out
177g Zero Hard Mace ---- that could have been the only thing in the box, and I still would have been happy.
second out
177g Fuzion Renegade --- I am over the moon
third
177+ Special Edition Drone --- Never tried one, but have always heard great things. Seriously happier than a fat kid eating cake.
fourth
Blue Little Flyer mini with GGGT stamp --- My day is complete, but I realize, I am not through
fifth
Awesome painting --- Looks like a Greenish crashing sea with silver wave tops with a basket in the center ---- it doesn't get any better than this
I am so pumped, so excited, I just do a little dance. Knock the box over and hear that there is more inside....Seriously, it can't be
sixth
Purple little flyer mini ---- has a marble look to it with hints of red --- totally awesome
seventh
171g Fuzion Renegade --- as I realize what it is my excitement draws the attention of the rest of my family. They have come to see what is going on, I don't notice them.
Last out the box
179g Zero Hard Mace ---- I pull it out and say, very loudly I might out "No Fu(king Way!!!" my 2 year old, who is in the repeating stage exclaims "fu(king way" All I can do I laugh, I am way to excited to be upset at this point.
To my secret santa in NH, you sir have totally gone above and beyond expectations. I am super pumped and can't wait to get out and chunk this fine stash of plastic I received.
THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU