First World Disc golf problems...

[wkelly42]

What are third world disc golf problems?

When the local warlord's group won't let you play through?

 

[ScottishDiscman]

When a tiger runs away with your leopard!

 

[Atvizory2000]

What are third world disc golf problems?

Getting Ebola or AIDS while playing.

 

[Moose33]

Can't get your disc from the hazard because of crocodiles.

 

[LukeButch]

What are third world disc golf problems?

chickens crossing the fairway, disc flying too far into field with an angry water Buffalo, falling coconuts


these are actual potential problems on one of the courses in thailand)

 

[Consult20]

Having to use an alternate tee pad because a picnicker thought the tee pad was a parking place for his Harley.

 

[art_vandelay]

Third world problem. You overhear your doubles partner talking about a tough dog leg and your not sure if he's talking about the course or his overcooked dinner from the night before. :gross: Did I cross the line?

 

[Consult20]

Third world problem. You overhear your doubles partner talking about a tough dog leg and your not sure if he's talking about the course or his overcooked dinner from the night before. :gross: Did I cross the line?

Unfortunately, no...

Down the leafy streets of north Hanoi's Cau Giay district, not far from Nguyen's family business, sits one of the city's most famous restaurants, Quan Thit Cho Chieu Hoa, which has only one thing on the menu. There's dog stew, served warm in a soup of blood; barbecued dog with lemongrass and ginger; steamed dog with shrimp-paste sauce; dog entrails sliced thin like sausage; and skewered dog, marinated in chilli and coriander. This is just one of a number of dogmeat restaurants in Cau Giay, but it is arguably the most revered, offering traditional dishes in a quiet setting along a canal.

"I know it seems weird for me to eat here when I have my own dogs at home and would never consider eating them," says Duc Cuong, a 29-year-old doctor, as he wraps a sliver of entrails in a basil leaf and takes a bite. "But I don't mind eating other people's dogs." He swallows and clears his throat. "Dog tastes good and it's good for you."

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2013/sep/27/eating-dog-vietnam-thailand-kate-hodal

 

[CaptainAnhyzer]

Having to use an alternate tee pad because a picnicker thought the tee pad was a parking place for his Harley.

Witnessed this, only it was one of those wacky 3-wheel vehicles.

 

[CaptainAnhyzer]

That unmarked Groove that keeps coming back to the L&F box. :doh:

 

[Consult20]

Witnessed this, only it was one of those wacky 3-wheel vehicles.

A Can-Am with two wheels in front? Those things look ridiculous!

 

[jconover707]

That one guy with 5 putters at the practice basket before the tournament

 

[CaptainAnhyzer]

A Can-Am with two wheels in front? Those things look ridiculous!

Yep. But we were just putting out on the previous hole so we arrived at the tee about the time he was removing his helmet. He realized his error and moved it.

 

[Pbmercil]

Witnessed this, only it was one of those wacky 3-wheel vehicles.

The cops at Work just bought 3 of these. Your federal tax dollars hard at work!

 

[PWaggoner]

1st world:

Missing a mandatory. Costs you the round.

3rd world:

Missing the mandatory 24 hr work day in the diamond mine. Costs you your life and your eldest born son.

 

[b-mart]

I play disc golf. Anything negative that happens is a first world problem.

 

[chosenmatrix]

I play disc golf. Anything negative that happens is a first world problem.

Hahaha, This for sure!:clap::clap:

 

[70265]

First World DG Probs...

When you can't find your disc because it isn't a glow in the dark....

 

[CaptainAnhyzer]

When you can't find your disc because it isn't a glow in the dark....

Or just after you release your white driver, you realize that it's not the glow disc you meant to throw............ and there's snow on the ground.

 

[Chaser0909]

When the TSA finds nitrogen on your discs.

Hey, that happend to me!