Wow, do we really need to go there and dig up those moments of insanity and stupidity?
I cannot tell you how many times I have been searching, thinking if I had just gotten here a few minutes earlier or later, how THAT one throw obviously would not have happened because I never throw that stupidly and unluckily (yeah right).
I have this working theory that has been proven so many times, it is obviously not a theory anymore. I can find anyone else's disc, just point me within 100 feet of where it should be, but I can never find mine. I would have lost more than 10 discs this year (more than I have already lost) if I had not had others help me (this does not include those who were spotting for me, these are people who just arrived to help). I would have lost another 5 if I did not work with this guy who is just a magnet for finding discs. At work he asks me how my day went and whether I got out to play a round. I tell him where I think I lost a disc, he takes a lunch break, and quickly drives out to the course. EVERY time he comes back with my disc that I had spent nearly an hour looking for and at least one or two others with no names on them.
Often when I am searching I find someone else's disc. Normally it is a trashed DX with no name on it. Never has it been a fair trade with karma. Once I traded a beautiful Opto Halo for a Z XS and a Champion Valkyrie. That was the closest I ever got for a lost/traded disc. Normally I find beaten DX Beasts and Leopards.
Because of all the discs I have dunked into streams recently, I no longer have an aversion of just walking right into the water. I used to try to fish them out with my quick-stick but now I just pull the shoes and socks off and go right in.
I am a Christian although it is fun to talk about and mock Karma. However, I do believe in the concept behind it and will readily jump in and assist anyone else who is searching (see above theory). I always hope for the same kindness return when I need help looking (again, see above theory).
Finally, I always put my name and number on my discs. So far I have had two returned this year because of it. My friend had the horrible experience of someone calling him just to say he is never getting his disc back. He got even with that ass though. He called this guy back and the girlfriend answered. After explaining the situation to the girlfriend, she promised to cut him off until the situation was resolved. A week later a different girl called to say she had found his disc at a local park and he used the opportunity to go out on a date with her. Unfortunately for my friend, he did not find the girl cute and the disc was warped beyond being able to throw right.