noobs at great lengths

[unclemercy]

First you need to get rid of any oat. Best way is throw sonics until you hit 600, no mids or drivers before that. Once you learn to get the nose down and get your leopard to about 750 on a hyzer you can step up to a distance driver, not warp speed like a Boss though. A wraith is a good driver for 800ish feet. Well something like that any way.

flex test.

 

[LeBryson James]

" Internet distance " can be achieved in a short amount of time.
Make sure you pick a convincing disc, something really fast, and then just provide blurry video.
After a week, tell people your discing down.

That sounds like the exact description of me when I first joined. Too bad I was only 50ft from the truth and never disced down.

 

[mcnugget]

:hfive:

this thread makes me weep for those that don't get the joke.