chain_ape7
Birdie Member
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Barsby doing an impression of the Champ......
"hits an iron leaf......."
"hits an iron leaf......."
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Things Disc Golfers Say
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wake_rider
Birdie Member
Come on Baby....LEEEEEEAAK!
Oooohhhh, get some!
What?! Dude, I can't believe that didn't come out of it.
Bang it...
Nice bird.
Nice two.
Good par save.
Nnnnniiiiiiicccce.
Did that seriously just roll?
Come on.....Big skip!
Nice line, just a bit low.
Nice run.
Dude...that was a rip.
Hit something.
Oooohhhh, get some!
What?! Dude, I can't believe that didn't come out of it.
Bang it...
Nice bird.
Nice two.
Good par save.
Nnnnniiiiiiicccce.
Did that seriously just roll?
Come on.....Big skip!
Nice line, just a bit low.
Nice run.
Dude...that was a rip.
Hit something.
Brodysseus
* Ace Member *
-Nice run.
-Good up.
-Nice deuce.
-Too much power!
-Too low, you owe.
-Easy threesy
-Hook up!
-C'mon Sally!
-That's a close your eyes putt.
-Bite!
-Skip in there.
-Tree love!
And my favorite, that I personally say all the time:
-Better to be lucky than good.
-Good up.
-Nice deuce.
-Too much power!
-Too low, you owe.
-Easy threesy
-Hook up!
-C'mon Sally!
-That's a close your eyes putt.
-Bite!
-Skip in there.
-Tree love!
And my favorite, that I personally say all the time:
-Better to be lucky than good.
Mixed Bag Madness
Birdie Member
Who the #=/@ came up with the brilliant idea to have sharp disc eating signs on the top of the f@#$ing baskets? After an arachnid took a chunk out of my best Roc on an ace run.
Sit down...thank you.
Treenied.
That was some treelove.
Really?
You're more stable than that!
Hold that line hold it....
MONEY!
Cash money in the bank.
Butter putt baby...dripped down the chains....
Nice up.
Do your job. In a deep mean voice when talking to my shot.
Get it baby....get it.....OHHHHHH. On missed ace runs.
Any basket in the world would have caught that putt. When playing my home course w horrible baskets.
That's a 2 all day every day on any basket. COUNT IT! When playing said home course.
You don't know who (insert pro disc golfers name) is????
Sit down...thank you.
Treenied.
That was some treelove.
Really?
You're more stable than that!
Hold that line hold it....
MONEY!
Cash money in the bank.
Butter putt baby...dripped down the chains....
Nice up.
Do your job. In a deep mean voice when talking to my shot.
Get it baby....get it.....OHHHHHH. On missed ace runs.
Any basket in the world would have caught that putt. When playing my home course w horrible baskets.
That's a 2 all day every day on any basket. COUNT IT! When playing said home course.
You don't know who (insert pro disc golfers name) is????
WaDoosh
Bogey Member
Are you kidding me!?
Like one more foot to the (any direction) and that's parked!
WOW!
This is bull****!
I hate this course!
This hole sucks!
Well, at least these are things I find myself saying very often haha.
Like one more foot to the (any direction) and that's parked!
WOW!
This is bull****!
I hate this course!
This hole sucks!
Well, at least these are things I find myself saying very often haha.
fritothedog
* Ace Member *
An old disc golf buddy of mine, anytime I hit a tree, would remind me:
"You know, trees are 90% air."
"You know, trees are 90% air."
Old Dog
Eagle Member
Some things I've been known to mutter.
"Nice!" When a shot goes well.
"Niiice" Dripping with sarcasm when a shot goes poorly.
"Who put that freakin' tree there?"
"Really?!" Usually used after drilling yet another tree.
"Nice!" When a shot goes well.
"Niiice" Dripping with sarcasm when a shot goes poorly.
"Who put that freakin' tree there?"
"Really?!" Usually used after drilling yet another tree.
art_vandelay
Eagle Member
Turn Bitchazz (every body and thing on our course is a bitchazz, which is not a derogatory term)
Baby come back (you have to sing this one)
That's what she said (so many uses)
Did that go over the edge? (when you can't see the drop off behind the hole and usually asked in a embarrassed voice)
Always throw your second shot first
This water/creek/pond really smells
Should I go get my waders?
You're going to like that
That will play
That dog will hunt
Let me show you the local route
I hit the whale d*ck again dude (any big hanging branch we call that or sometimes we call it a witch's d*ck)
Rejected!
Pick me up pardner (after a bad shot at doubles)
Can I just pick this up? (when asking for a gimme which is sometimes questionable)
What par is this?
Dude I count everything as par 3
Get slutty
Will you spot for me? I'm gonna throw this hella far
I'm about to try something stupid...watch this...
Baby come back (you have to sing this one)
That's what she said (so many uses)
Did that go over the edge? (when you can't see the drop off behind the hole and usually asked in a embarrassed voice)
Always throw your second shot first
This water/creek/pond really smells
Should I go get my waders?
You're going to like that
That will play
That dog will hunt
Let me show you the local route
I hit the whale d*ck again dude (any big hanging branch we call that or sometimes we call it a witch's d*ck)
Rejected!
Pick me up pardner (after a bad shot at doubles)
Can I just pick this up? (when asking for a gimme which is sometimes questionable)
What par is this?
Dude I count everything as par 3
Get slutty
Will you spot for me? I'm gonna throw this hella far
I'm about to try something stupid...watch this...
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HeavyCritters
**Stickin'Putts**
Whenever a tree is hit, someone in our group will yell this:
- Joined
- Jun 15, 2009
- Messages
- 4,059
What hole are we on?
What did you get on hole 3? (When you are on hole 16)
A 6? I never get a 6
I hate this hole
Oh crap, there's a tournament here today isn't there. Is there a tournament here today?
They said the tournament was going to start at 9:00, but there is nobody here. Is it the right day?
I 2'd this hole last time
...
What did you get on hole 3? (When you are on hole 16)
A 6? I never get a 6
I hate this hole
Oh crap, there's a tournament here today isn't there. Is there a tournament here today?
They said the tournament was going to start at 9:00, but there is nobody here. Is it the right day?
I 2'd this hole last time
...
disc qualified
Banned
The diary of Anne Hyzer
Dublicious
Newbie
- Joined
- Aug 22, 2013
- Messages
- 12
All day
So I was playing a tourney this summer and on my card was a fella who was *ahem* smoking. Anyways he was REALLY chilled out. The next tee over as we were finishing up on our hole we heard someone tee off with what was obviously a horrible drive followed by all sorts of profanity. The dude on my card with utterly perfect timing says,
"No dude, loooooove your plastic."
Now he's got me saying it all the time. :|
-Dave
"No dude, loooooove your plastic."
Now he's got me saying it all the time. :|
-Dave
aPfaff
Double Eagle Member
I would have been parked if that tree wasn't there.
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Stankyjahnke
Double Eagle Member
One of my favorites I say is
"I couldn't of walked it over there any better myself"
"I couldn't of walked it over there any better myself"
