Which non-DG companies should sponsor pros?

[davetherocketguy]

Ricky wysocki- some company that makes good bifocals. That way maybe he can see that little mini on the ground....

A lot of these are really good. Johnie McCray - 700 Club? OMG. But this one from jakebrake91 really made me laugh. :hfive: This thread is turning out way funnier than I expected.

 

[davetherocketguy]

Zach Melton - Dollar Shave Club

 

[wolfmandragon]

Eagle McMahon- https://www.grandmapants.com/

Fixed

....

Yes, it really exists.

 

[ThrowaEnvy]

Ricky and Nikko - Zig Zags.

As doubles partners show a bad shank and fade in...

Ricky- Blind over the hill and stuck in the long grass I just gotta smoke one out and hope for the best.

Nikko - woah bro what are u throwin to get out?

Ricky - Throw?, nah man sometimes the green smokes you but other times you smoke it.

Nikko - dude you Zig, I Zag.. But I think we can agree: ZigZag always tames the course.

Big thumbs up and fade out..

 

[DanJon]

Drew Gibson - Drakkar Noir

FTFY.

 

[_MTL_]

Anthon - Legal Zoom

 

[davetherocketguy]

FTFY.

Ooops...This is what I meant:

Eric Oakley - Speedo

 

[Streets]

Drew Gibson - Sephora Self Tanner

FTFY.

FTFY

 

[Dire Wolfy]

Eric oakley - American ballet theatre school

 

[TheOtherBill]

Steve Rico - Pinstack Bowling (one of PDGA's best at rollers)

 

[BuiltTooLong]

Will Schusterick -- Clearasil
Drew Gibson - Dolce and Gabbana Sunglasses
Big Jerm - Rogaine
Nikko -- Prozac
Alex Geisinger - Zooloft
Patrick Brown -- Celexa
Catrina Allen -- Trojan

 

[roggenb3]

Scott Stokely - Any marijuana company in a legal state

 

[ZMan44]

Ricky Wysocki - New Era (flat-billed hats)
Paige Pierce/MJ - Pony-tail holders
Sarah Hokom - Any chiropractor
Nikko Locastro - yo-yo company
Bradley Williams - Shoulder pads
Nate Sexton - Charmin (he's always #2 on his team)
Eagle McMahon - Chubbies
Nate Doss - King of the Hill syndication re-runs

 

[davetherocketguy]

Ricky Wysocki - New Era (flat-billed hats)
Paige Pierce/MJ - Pony-tail holders
Sarah Hokom - Any chiropractor
Nikko Locastro - yo-yo company
Bradley Williams - Shoulder pads
Nate Sexton - Charmin (he's always #2 on his team)
Eagle McMahon - Chubbies
Nate Doss - King of the Hill syndication re-runs

OMG some of those made me laugh too hard and I feel guilty.

 

[DiscinFiend]

James Conrad - Dove for Men

 

[Hampstead]

Gregg Barsby https://ironleafpress.com

 

[DiscgolfStu]

Barsby, Perkins, Locastro & Conrad: Vidal Sassoon

 

[hiflyer]

Paul McBeth => Lucas Oil

'Cause the dude's a machine!

 

[davetherocketguy]

Anthon - The Flintstones

Anyone besides me that thinks 'YABBA DABBA DOOOO!" when they see him do his run-up on the tee?

 

[davetherocketguy]

Sarah Holkum - KT Tape