You guys just aren't using your worst discs correctly. Worst discs have a reason for existence: goof off rounds with friends. Friends and I still occasionally play "worst disc" rounds where everyone brings their one worst disc. We randomly select who gets which disc and who starts on hole 1, and we rotate who has which disc on every hole. So the best strategy is to bring a disc you can throw well but no one else can throw at all... so at least you'll get a disc you can throw every few holes.
Typical favorites for the "worst disc" round included:
* Beat-to-crap Optimizer (warped and pond-stained)
* Proto E-plastic Speed Demon (almost 180g, flat as a ruler, most overstable object I've ever thrown -- makes CE-Vipers look like Stingrays)
* Beat-to-crud Aerobie Epic (yeah, you try
putting with that thing
* Original DGA Blunt Gumbputt (floppiest, eraser-like, worst forehand disc in history)
* 105g Gateway Wizard (actually a great disc, but SOOO light it is almost impossible to get used to in one hole -- especially when you get it before or after the Proto-E-Speed Demon)
There were others, but those were some of my favorites.
Last year, we did a "
Dilapidated Disc Ice Bowl" where everyone got to bring their worst, most trashed disc (still had to be PDGA legal, so no holes or broken discs -- we used the broken discs for the trophies). Same basic idea... all the discs were randomly given out to people... groups went out as foursomes and had to trade through the four discs they were given (I think we played 16 or 20 holes to make it fair, so everyone got each disc in rotation the same number of times).
Obviously, since each foursome played with a different set of four craptastic discs, scores between groups weren't comparable. So we used the first round to seed the second round. It was a small tournament, so we were able to take the top score from every foursome, and put all those top-players in a group together for the 2nd, shorter round. Each group voted on the worst disc their group had and the 2nd round group had to play with the absolute worst discs available... everyone else spectated and heckled the top finals card.
It was one of the most fun and memorable tournaments I've ever played. We set up a temp course with some awesome holes and had the park to ourselves. And with all the dilapidated plastic flying through the air, there were some crazy shots, big rolls, weird long anhyzers that sank chains on total flukes... I highly, highly recommend it to anyone looking for a fun variation on traditional disc golf for this ice bowl season -- or just for a fun round with friends.